YASSSSSSSSSS.

With an A.

YAS.

This is Giles Deacon. You think her old friend Lee McQueen would have approved?

Please.

Those are TARTAN VELVET KNEE-HIGH BOOTS. And we haven’t even started on the headdress yet. It’s ridiculous. She knows it’s ridiculous. It’s supposed to be ridiculous. At the Costume Institute? Why not? Who had more fun than Sarah Jessica Parker last night? SJP always seems to have fun at the MET Gala. It’s often the most fun we see her having all year. He never goes.