Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along.

Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her hair is matted flat on her head, something about the hunch of her narrow shoulders, something about the way her neck seems like it’s about to crumple…

The pride of Dina Lohan. Justice!

I’m telling you, her nose is changing. It’s like Kate Moss’s.

Anyway, have you heard? Per Just Jared Lilo finally found herself a job! Like, an acting one! Sounds like she called up the producers and begged them for the lead role.

The movie?

A remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Ask Dina – will she be nominated for an Oscar for that?

Dude, she’s taking jobs now that even Jessica Biel doesn’t have to take. Four years ago, this would have been unthinkable.

For us though, there is a major upside.

Prediction:

Michael Bay is producing Elm Street. And Michael Bay also works closely with Shia LaBeouf. If ever there were two people made for each other, it’s Lilo and Shia. And the smut they generate will sustain us for years.

UPDATE: Life & Style claims they've heard from Lilo's people who say she is NOT starring in Elm Street.  Does she suck so hard that her reps can't go through People Magazine anymore?

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