You know what I hate? I hate a wrap dress. Stopped wearing them years ago. I don’t know what, exactly, it is about a wrap dress that makes me crazy but it might have something to do with the fact that they always made my breasts look weird. 

Would you consider this a wrap dress on Aubrey Plaza? I don’t. I do, however, think it makes a wrap dress irrelevant. Because all you’re doing is tying a front flap over the side. So there’s no wrapping involved. Which eliminates, for me anyway, the breasts issue. And it allows the dress to fall better. 

This is a great forever little black (velvet) dress. It’ll never go out of style. It will work for all time. I need one.