Stacy Ann Ferguson The Daily Aging: Fergie Peas From a special event in South Africa this weekend. Now I want you take a look at her neck. If you have to, zoom in close and really giv"er on those folds. The hands too. Then consider how old she is. Fergie is only 31. I am 32. By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley On Cannes Cannes is an absolute madhouse. First of all, the Croisette is packed all the time. And unless you"ve been given official media accreditation, you just never know where on the beach the photo calls will take place. So everyone just ends up running from one end to another By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: with and without Orly Totally projecting here but check out the difference. First it"s Kate at the D&G event in Cannes, all dead eyes and lifeless starving body sans Orlando. Then it"s a much more spring and summer living and breathing Kate with her delicate little boy in By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: red is the sign of hope Fresh text message I received yesterday from a source in LA: "notice how she"s looking better? With the lipstick and everything? She denies but she is totally in to this guy, not to have an affair but it"s something fun, like a crush at work. By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt: an update As expected, the Pitts made the official announcement on Saturday through People, yet another sign that the magazine is the leading candidate to win the baby photo sweepstakes (for more details on their campaign, click here https://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=3809). Shiloh Nouvel. Shiloh meaning the gift, By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Joshua Jackson The Return of Pacey Witter Pacey or Dawson? To me, it's like the Harry and William no brainer. Who needs a buck toothed, balding beaver when you have a redheaded, horseriding piece of loin quivering badboy hotness without the pressure of the crown??? In much the same vein, Pacey Witter was always, in By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Good Luck Madonna The tour kicks off tonight (Sunday) in LA. By all accounts, she’s been working her bones off. Probably explains the ripped arms seen here as she left the Kab Centre yesterday in between rehearsals. Gotta love a woman who loses herself in work and not other, more harmful, diversions. By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Old & Wrinkly: Jennifer Aniston From the devastating effects of alcohol and overf*ckage to the devastating effects of too much sun and too much fraud…take a look at JenJen in Santa Monica this weekend looking not so J-Glow and definitely not so pressed. Sorry, but it’s something I get from my By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith The Daily Overrated: Liz Hurley If Jennifer Aniston can’t stop wearing black, Liz Hurley doesn’t wear it enough. Anyone else sick of looking at her in pink, powder blue, green, now purple, and every other colour under the rainbow??? By the way…have you noticed her glam to budget transformation of late? Tacky By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Last Word on the Pitts Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Charlie on the beach A few for my own private collection, taken by my husband – now a pappy in training. Charlie, Oliver Stone, Willem Dafoe, and Tom Berenger were huddled in a private lounge prior to the photo call. Charlie was smoking, sucking on the thing like it was his last…I totally know By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Mimi and the ladies give back Look at the magnanimous Mariah doing her part for Operation Smile! A motherload of juicy jiggle, non? Say what you will but I continue to cling to one of my own personal and essential Gossip Truths – that her tits are the real deal. And as naïve as it is to By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Daily Skitty: Heather Graham When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, By Lainey • May 20, 2006 08:00 am
