Media Manipulation Blame it on the X-x-x-x-Xenu Can you believe it’s been almost 10 years since Tom Cruise presented Katie Holmes, ahem Kate Holmes, in Rome? It was April, springtime. Love bloomed. Contracts were signed, allegedly. Then there was the summer of 2012, when Katie pulled off one of the greatest surprises in gossip history. Not By Maria • Jan 07, 2016 10:45 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 6, 2016 Patton Oswalt and Ricky Gervais don’t want medals or awards, just a bit of recognition for their heroics. I'm the Rosa Parks of laughing at people who compare themselves to Rosa Parks.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 6, 2016 @pattonoswalt I'm not saying I'm By Maria • Jan 06, 2016 05:12 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2016 I thought that journalist looked familiar! Well we have one part cast for the inevitable movie. Flattered to share her bespectacled skepticism & distaste for Kratz. https://t.co/5mBnTrvKWf— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) January 4, 2016 The Beckhams and the Ramsays are on a seaplane – they spend quite a bit By Maria • Jan 05, 2016 02:52 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 4, 2016 I finished Making A Murderer last night and I, like James Franco, can only say what in the actual f-ck. My reactions when I watched all 10 episodes of "Making a Murderer." Check out the amazing Netflix series and say, "WTF?!?" 5000 times as you watch By Maria • Jan 04, 2016 04:14 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 31, 2015 Have you read Whitney Cummings essay in Lenny Letter? It is one of my favourite pieces of 2015. Tonight these dicks will be hosting New Year's Eve on NBC. @bravoandy #nyeonnbc A photo posted by Whitney Cummings (@whitneycummings) onDec 31, 2015 at 6:17am PST It’s already By Maria • Dec 31, 2015 01:20 pm
Best and Worst of 2015 Worst of 2015: Precious Jesse Eisenberg It’s no surprise that Jesse Eisenberg is a prickly dick -- there have been signs that he’s a condescending jerk since 2013. Sure, everyone says stupid things from time to time. I’m a huge forgiver of a one-off soundbite because I imagine if anyone followed me around By Maria • Dec 31, 2015 11:23 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 30, 2015 Earlier today, Lainey wrote about Leo in St. Bart’s for New Year’s Eve. Kelly Rohrbach posted this to Instagram, so maybe she joined him. Serious bonafide status. sun's out, tongue's out #meandmypooch 🐶 A photo posted by @kellyrohrbach onDec 29, 2015 at 11:00am PST By Maria • Dec 30, 2015 03:20 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 29, 2015 I’ve missed Aziz’s dad. And of course he loves a buffet, that’s Immigrant Dad 101. My dad was 4/4 for being first in line at all wedding buffets this weekend. A photo posted by @azizansari onDec 28, 2015 at 8:16am PST Miley changed her hair! By Maria • Dec 29, 2015 01:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 23, 2015 Dave Annable tries to use the force for good, or something (I don’t know, I’m not a nerd like Sarah). His real metaphysical power is that, with a beard, he looks like Ryan Gosling. He should harness that into something. Use the force on your kid? ✔️ Sleep you By Maria • Dec 23, 2015 01:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 22, 2015 Jimmy Fallon had an eventful year. THR posted a story on the top 10 shows on social media in the news/variety category, and no surprise, The Tonight Show came first. The bits are perfectly suited to sharing the next day (because who watches nighttime TV at night anymore?). But By Maria • Dec 22, 2015 03:08 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 21, 2015 IT’S ON. This was posted to Zayn’s Instagram feed, not Gigi’s. Do you see why I named him one of the best of 2015? He came to play. A photo posted by Zayn Malik (@zayn) onDec 20, 2015 at 3:53am PST She’s right, this is By Maria • Dec 21, 2015 03:28 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands A New Level of “Effortlessness” It has been a busy year in lifestyle; Preserve went bust, Goop continued to assert itself as the gold standard in eye-rolling aspiration, Jessica Simpson expanded to fitness, Drew Barrymore continued to show she’s game, Reese "y’all-ed" us nearly to death, Ellen went cool and casual By Maria • Dec 21, 2015 12:38 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 18, 2015 Julia Louis-Dreyfus tackles the war on Christmas, immigration, border patrol and wall building in one tweet. War on Xmas continues. Santa held at border. pic.twitter.com/vxyzQ1CVgu— Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@OfficialJLD) December 17, 2015 She does make a great model; she looks like she’s wrapped in cashmere and hanging By Maria • Dec 18, 2015 03:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 17, 2015 Christina Applegate knows that she has no chance against the Force. No one does. So Alvin and the chipmunks comes out this Friday. I play Brittany. So....oh you'll be seeing Star Wars. Ok. As I sit weeping— christina applegate (@1capplegate) December 16, 2015 Nick Jonas is a By Maria • Dec 17, 2015 04:26 pm
Best and Worst of 2015 Worst of 2015: Scott Eastwood’s Smug Mug Or maybe he wins “most punchable face” of 2015? Does that count as a “best”? Scott has the pedigree of a movie star (his dad is Clint Eastwood), he has what some consider movie star good looks, and yet he still acts like a thirsty frat bro. How so? Oh By Maria • Dec 17, 2015 01:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 16, 2015 No make-up, no filter, no retouching. But she does point out the importance of good lighting. And see how perfectly even her skin tone is? That’s the secret to the glow, not trying to freeze wrinkles. This is well taken care of skin. Wet hair, no make up, no By Maria • Dec 16, 2015 05:54 pm
