Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday October 13, 2015 I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies, but I adore Chrissy Teigen. She can do no wrong for me, and that includes bellycupping. See? I really, really love her. John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant :) As many of you know, we' By Maria • Oct 13, 2015 04:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 12, 2015 Pricilla Presley hangs out with Kid Rock. What a strange world we live in. Southern Hospitality 🍤🍺🇺🇸 @kidrock @yelawolf @dr_neptune @monotune @isitmeurlooking4 @findalexandr night 😁 A photo posted by Riley Keough (@rileykeough) onOct 11, 2015 at 9:10am PDT Bella Thorne is 18? I thought she was like 27. Thank you By Maria • Oct 12, 2015 01:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday October 9, 2015 Selena’s album is out, and all I’ve been hearing about is Justin Bieber’s penis. Coincidence or conspiracy, millennial edition? The roomie/bae loves me (just for us) 😍 I'm FREAKING OUT. The album is out!!!! Revival!!!! A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onOct 9, 2015 By Maria • Oct 09, 2015 02:25 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday October 8, 2015 Taraji and Terrence laugh off the feud rumours. As I said after the Emmys, I don’t believe there is a feud, simply because I don’t think Taraji would put up with Terrence’s f-ckery. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #DummysWastedPaperAndInkOnthatBS 😂😂😂💋💋💋 watch #Empire tonight A video posted by taraji p henson (@tarajiphenson) onOct 7, By Maria • Oct 08, 2015 04:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday October 7, 2015 Say what you want about her red carpet style, but Heidi Klum owns Halloween. And it’s because her costume choices aren’t vanity-based, she’s not afraid to go scary/ugly for the occasion. Which is why Mariah will never own it. Why would she ever pretend to be By Maria • Oct 07, 2015 02:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday October 6, 2015 Posted by accident? And are her lips on fire or something? What’s with all the fanning? I CAN’T with this one. my favorite video of all time @lizgillz. (p.s. this was totally posted by accident 🙈🙈😂😂) A video posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) onOct 5, 2015 at 10: By Maria • Oct 06, 2015 05:41 pm
TV Updates Oh the shenanigans Sorry for the lame title, but you’ll see why in a minute. Nicholas Sparks is developing a sitcom about a divorced middle aged man. See? Shenanigans! It’s long been part of the pop culture narrative that Nicholas Sparks is some kind of romantic genius but really he struck By Maria • Oct 06, 2015 04:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday October 5, 2015 John Mayer thinks Miley is a whack genius. Kate and Britney have a few things in common: hair colour, children and JT. Remember Kate’s flirtation with Justin? He could never handle her. A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onOct 4, 2015 at 11:45am PDT There were a By Maria • Oct 05, 2015 05:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday October 2, 2015 Dude in the glasses is so stoked. He’s texted this photo to his entire contact list. About last night...Thank you to @Casamigos, @RandeGerber and George for helping me celebrate the launch of #BecomingCindy in London! A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onOct 2, 2015 at 8:01am By Maria • Oct 02, 2015 03:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday October 1, 2015 If a friend left a kitten in my garage, I would not be happy. "Play me a song Curtis Loew Curtis Loew" ....When your friend @harps226 comes to visit and says "oh by the way I picked up a stray kitten on the highway in Arkansas and By Maria • Oct 01, 2015 02:26 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday September 30, 2015 Lady Gaga and John Travolta – do you think she'd help set him free from Xenu? Or, could he introduce her to him? I know when John comes to see me in the mornings it's gonna be a good day :) what a sweetheart A photo posted by By Maria • Sep 30, 2015 04:56 pm
Media Manipulation Preserve taps out Last week, I wrote about Stephen Colbert’s take on lifestyle, and his mock introduction of his own brand, Covetton House. Afterwards, a very astute reader called Janel had to correct me on the difference between Preserve’s real product and the fake product that Stephen had made up for By Maria • Sep 30, 2015 02:26 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday September 29, 2015 Oh my god Smash! Luke! Street! #texasforever "Good friends...livin' large in Texas"...and babies. #TexasForever @MattLauria @GaiusCharles A photo posted by skittishkid (@skittishkid) onSep 29, 2015 at 7:43am PDT I want to listen to this audiobook – Drew has an interesting voice. It’s recognizable but By Maria • Sep 29, 2015 03:54 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday September 28, 2015 Vanessa Paradis for Chanel - I would be jealous if I was Amber Heard, too. Vanessa Paradis #MADEMOISELLEPRIVE A video posted by CHANEL (@chanelofficial) onSep 28, 2015 at 6:08am PDT Hollywood’s gender casting box. “Over 40s” get their own drawer, separate from the attractive under 30s. Wow. Doesn& By Maria • Sep 28, 2015 04:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday September 25, 2015 Amy Sedaris posted Justin Theroux’s anti-pot poster from Strangers With Candy. Not your bud! #strangerswithcandy poster by #justintheroux A photo posted by Amy Sedaris (@imamysedaris) onSep 25, 2015 at 7:33am PDT A flashback Friday of Rihanna in Brazil. Smoking a joint on a paddleboard is pretty impressive. How By Maria • Sep 25, 2015 03:25 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Gwyneth Gets It The Late Show with Stephen Colbert launched in early September. Arguably, the first bit to go viral is his satirical announcement of a men’s lifestyle brand in the vein of Preserve, Draper James and Goop. It feels a little closer to The Colbert Report in tone because in this By Maria • Sep 25, 2015 11:56 am
