Beysus groans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2018 17:19:08 July 11, 2018 17:19:08

Here are Beyoncé and Jay-Z arriving in Barcelona ahead of their show tonight. The On the Run 2 tour has been mostly work and part holiday as the Carters have also, on their down time, been seen in Lake Como and the south of France, getting in their yacht time. They need that yacht time in the summer. 

Speaking of yacht time, Miss Tina has been travelling on and off with them during OTR2. We know this because Miss Tina has been sharing with us on Instagram. But first… can we just take a moment to appreciate this throwback? Miss Tina in the 80s!


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Anyway, we’ve posted before here about Miss Tina’s corny jokes on Instagram and what her daughters must think of them. The new episode of Miss Tina’s Corny Jokes Time was just posted yesterday (thanks Clare!). This time? Beyoncé and Blue make voice cameos!


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Beysus groaned. 

That was a relatable Beyoncé groan. You would groan too if your ma was blaming you for a joke like that. My ma makes me groan. But my ma can’t dance. Miss Tina? Miss Tina can move. Here she is going Apesh-t: 


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I mean, OF COURSE the Blue Ivy Carter won the dance-off. And of course we don’t get to see how. Especially not when she’s already creating her own boogie. That goes directly into the Beyoncé archive spinoff, to be shared in good time, when her ma decides it’s time. Beyoncé has an entire library of her own childhood footage that she’s still rolling out. This is what she’s building for Blue. Because Blue, eventually, is coming. And we aren’t getting that for free on grandma’s IG. 



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