The Bezos-Sanchez wedding has ended, and thus, the exodus commenced. The celebrities and Jeff Bezos’s fellow billionaires have fled Venice, like criminals fleeing the scene of a crime.
No one looked funnier making his exit than Leonardo DiCaprio. There was truly no one who wanted to be photographed less at this wedding than Leo.
I would love to know why he even went, what was so compelling about the Bezos-Sanchez wedding that he attended when he was so clearly embarrassed to be there? Was this the price of his philanthropic efforts?
Newly single Orlando Bloom, on the other hand, was living his best life over the weekend. Maybe he should date Vittoria Ceretti instead of Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s downgrade, but at least he’s not embarrassed to be seen with her—and won’t hold turning thirty against her.
One of the more confusing attendees was Sydney Sweeney. Presumably, like Leo, this was a calculated move, making nice with one of the literal richest people on the planet. Or maybe it was that Bezos wanted some Hollywood shine on his wedding—this is a man who bought a movie studio to ensure he’s invited to the Oscars every year, after all. Sweeney reportedly danced with Tom Brady, sparking a new round of romance rumors. She also took a walk with Orlando Bloom, which launched more romance speculation. One thing we can count on is that Sydney Sweeney will maximize her exposure at the expense of someone else.
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