Smutty Social Media, January 12, 2016

I thought the Globes were uneven but I do like it when Ricky calls us “whiney c-nts.”

I love when Amy Schumer posts texts from Colin Quinn. Do you follow him on Twitter? The NYT did an entire story on his brand of outrage manipulation.

 

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A photo posted by @amyschumer onJan 12, 2016 at 6:51am PST

Further to Duana’s post yesterday, they were sooooooo nervous you guys. They needed a pep talk from Tom Hanks. They made it through without tripping. #blessed

 

I must #mcm Tom Hanks today. This lovely man pep-talked my #ppc -- presenting-partner-in-crime -- @katebosworth and I backstage last night, and helped us calm our nerves before we took the stage. Then she and I held hands as we waited in the wings, and hey we made it! #NobodyTripped #LadyLove #GirlCrushSinceBlueCrush #AndYesLightAlwaysShinesOutOfHerFace #ActuallyAllOfTheTime #ShesBornWithIt ✨👭 #GoldenGlobes

A photo posted by Sophia Bush (@sophiabush) onJan 11, 2016 at 2:53pm PST

Bella Hadid and Stella Maxwell might be out for sushi. There’s no other way I can explain why Bella is feeding Stella a chopstick. Millennials haven’t started carrying props for Instagram, have they?

 

chopstick trix @stellamaxwell my baby I missed you very very much ❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) onJan 11, 2016 at 7:44pm PST

The couple that open mouth poses together, stays together.

 

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A photo posted by Lauren Paul (@laurenpaul8) onJan 11, 2016 at 6:51pm PST

Britney has a new perfume (to go with her new-ish face).

 

Say aloha to my new destination fragrance #MauiFantasy!! 🌺 Coming soon!

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onJan 11, 2016 at 1:01pm PST

OK but does the joke work if you are making it about yourself? And isn’t David the one who likes to go around calling people “thirsty”? He’s posing with Kaley Cuoco for goodness’ sake.

 

True detective season 9

A photo posted by David Spade (@davidspade) onJan 11, 2016 at 12:37pm PST

Let’s hope this dress gets packed up and never sees another red carpet. And burn the shoes.

 

This sparkly peach made for a great night! ✨🍑Thank you @michaelkors 🙏 Love you 💋 #goldenglobes #morningafter #packingup

A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) onJan 11, 2016 at 12:51pm PST

I don’t know who to blame for the continued use of figure skating sheer panels: the stylists, the designers or the actresses. It instantly ages a gown and its wearer by 20 years.

 

Last night! Golden Globes 2016! @instylemagazine Glam: @hairbyjohnd @lauren_andersen @pilarnoire Style: @mrbradgoreski Dress: @michaelkors Shoes: @stuartweitzman Jewelry: @lorraineschwartz 🌟🌟🌟🌟

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) onJan 11, 2016 at 9:40am PST

Can’t ever argue with a white pantsuit, really.

 

Casual Pimp suit this morning for @todayshow @anitapatrickson @adambreuchaud @ryancottonhair thanks for the pretty up 😘✌🏻️🐰

A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) onJan 12, 2016 at 5:10am PST