Smutty Social Media, July 20, 2017
Even Serena, who is still working on the court, gets stuck in bed sometimes. When I was pregnant I called this the Teletubby phase.
Any tips on how to turn over at night? 😰I'm having trouble from going from my left ....to my right.... to my left side. 🤰🏾— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) July 19, 2017
Busy Philipps is co-hosting a new podcast about health called “We’re No Doctors.” Basically she and Steven Agee talk about medical issues they know nothing about and all the times they thought they would die from minor ailments. It sounds fun actually.
Guys! @steveagee and I are doing a podcast based in something we both love- medical things we know nothing about. It will be on @feralaudio SOON but you can follow @nodocspodcast and hear more gems like this😂 #Repost @nodocspodcast ・・・ @busyphilipps and @steveagee can't wait for you to finally check out the podcast #health #medicine #nodocspod #busynsteve #breastfeeding
A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onJul 19, 2017 at 6:19pm PDT
Naomi Watts interrupts David Lynch while he meditates.
Chatting with my buddy Dave ❤️#davidlynch #twinpeaks #dougie #nuffsaid
A post shared by Naomi Watts (@naomiwatts) onJul 19, 2017 at 10:43pm PDT
Jennifer Lawrence is bouncing back from the flu. Why is a kid-transmitted flu so much more vile than the regular flu?
Last night we raised money for @safe_bae and had a blast. Thank you @vanessabayer @aidybryant @miacomedy @juddapatow @chrisrock @rachelfeinstein_ @bridgeteverett and Jennifer Lawrence who even with the stomach flu put me right on blast
A post shared by @amyschumer onJul 20, 2017 at 6:48am PDT
In more Tom Cruise/Alec Baldwin news, Alec has recently signed on for NBC’s live production of A Few Good Men. He’ll be playing Col. Jessup – how hard is going to chew on “You can’t handle the truth!” He needs to tap that “rude thoughtless little pig” level of rage.
Shooting in the UK w TC, Angela Bassett, Henry Cavill. This is when moviemaking is fun.
A post shared by Alec Baldwin (@iamabfalecbaldwin) onJul 19, 2017 at 3:08pm PDT
I just checked and Ryan Seacrest is listed as 5’8”, officially. I’m guessing it’s more like… 5’6”? I’m short, so riding the train means being nose-level with armpits and getting a face full of backpack on the regular. Because no one thinks the ‘take your backpack off on a crowded train’ rule applies to them. Is it a magical backpack that takes up no space? Is that what they tell themselves?
You haven't lived until you've been upright spooned by a stranger with sweaty pits in a crowded subway
A post shared by Ryan Seacrest (@ryanseacrest) onJul 20, 2017 at 5:21am PDT
Clueless is 22. So older than Josh, right? I never quite grasped how old he was, or maybe I missed it. Was he too old too date a high schooler? Oh the 90s.
OMG Internet teens are way harsh, Tai. And also potentially too young to understand "way harsh, Tai." 😰 pic.twitter.com/mVujZRhqnM— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) July 20, 2017
It’s funny that Lena Dunham’s avid online haters think Ryan Murphy gives a f-ck that they will “never watch American Horror Story again.” Do people think this is a convincing argument, like their anonymous Twitter account will get her fired?
It's only important to me that people know as they're busy tweeting bullshit about me I'm most often dressed in a latex suit and crystal crown working from home on imagining new worlds #blessedbitch
A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onJul 19, 2017 at 6:37pm PDT
How many threesomes do you think John Stamos has had in his life? I would guess quite a few. He strikes me as a threesome kind of guy. And afterwards he calls them an uberPOOL home.
And I like riding white horses into the ocean, barefoot.
A post shared by John Stamos (@johnstamos) onJul 19, 2017 at 7:12pm PDT