Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for July 27, 2017

Orlando Bloom missed out on Leonardo DiCaprio’s gala because he is in Bangladesh doing work with Unicef. I’m thinking he probably has some control over his travel schedule with Unicef, so interesting that he’d skip it. Maybe not officially a Wolf Pack member after all?

#sweet16 and her son is 7months old #life round here #dhaka #bangladesh 🇧🇩

A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) onJul 26, 2017 at 11:22pm PDT

The OG Wolf Pack was out in full force though – but they didn’t get a big enough St. Tropez allowance to buy anything at the auction.

@lukashaas and aren't in bad moods.... Just a bit depressed that we dont have enough money to bid on ANYTHING in the live auction #ldf #stropez

A post shared by Kevin Connolly (@mrkevinconnolly) onJul 26, 2017 at 2:36pm PDT

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis have adopted a dog and re-named him Elvis. I’m guessing Lainey approves.

Elvis is so mad at Trump his tie is all askew.

A post shared by Olivia Wilde (@oliviawilde) onJul 26, 2017 at 6:36pm PDT

Kate Beckinsale responded to Sarah Silverman’s caption with, in part, “You had me at ‘I can’t believe my boyfriend ever dated this pig.’ I worship your vagina and all who sail in it.” Look, Gwyneth can consciously uncouple all she wants but until she is talking about Annabelle Wallis’s vagina, Kate and Michael Sheen have her and Chris beat.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS WOMAN WHO IS MY FRIEND AND CONFIDANT and who has a secret life on the deep web dear FBI please investigate her it's her birthday so wait until tomorrow but she's into some fucked up shit this is between us though, okay, FBI? Don't tell her I tipped you off because we have a good thing going and I'm hoping she never knows I was the mole in this. Cool thanks HAPPY BIRTHDAY @katebeckinsale !!!

A post shared by @sarahkatesilverman onJul 26, 2017 at 6:47pm PDT

She’ll confirm this but not the other thing?!

It's true! My sweet @ikebarinholtz has been acting on #themindyproject with a fractured neck. He is my hero. https://t.co/j3ZpBWRxkf— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) July 26, 2017

I REALIZE I’m the only one who cares but Meg Ryan and John Mellancamp are back together!

Heading to the @CFDA Fashion Awards with @csiriano !

A post shared by Meg Ryan (@megryan) onJun 5, 2017 at 3:52pm PDT

Because I am equal parts petty and nosey, I checked and Linda Evangelista follows Salma Hayek on Instagram, but Salma doesn’t follow Linda. What do you think it means, if anything?

It's all about the #light la Luz lo es todo #nofilter

A post shared by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) onJul 25, 2017 at 4:46pm PDT

Dreams do come true! @leomessi ⚽️ @fcbarcelona #leomessi #fcbarcelona #soccer #futbol #internationalchampionscup Special thanks to @ocspecial ♥️ We love you Omar. Gracias @pocho22lavezzi

A post shared by Linda Evangelista (@lindaevangelista) onJul 21, 2017 at 6:27pm PDT

Elizabeth Hurley and David Foster are allegedly dealing with each other, which makes a lot of sense. They both have a rich dude/beautiful woman dating pattern.

🎼rooftop of Marina bay sands -walked up 64 floors to hear beautiful Russian singer Zara! -haven't been in a elevator in 30 years-#claustrophobia Or.... afraid I'll hear my own music in there!!! #gottafixthisoneday #sorecalvestoday #asiasgottalent

A post shared by David Foster (@davidfoster) onJul 27, 2017 at 9:44am PDT