Andy Cohen’s back with baby Ben and messy late-night TV! A small comfort in uncertain times.
Bossip dropped some scoop on Diplo – apparently he’s a new father (it’s his third child, he has two sons with an ex-girlfriend that he often posts about). He has neither confirmed nor denied the news, but has been liking all of beauty queen Jevon King’s posts about her pregnancy.
On another note, Diplo’s dirtbag cowboy aesthetic is still going strong, but is he going to switch it up because of the popularity of Tiger King? Self-isolation is the perfect opportunity to rebrand.
Some ex news for Selena – she included The Weeknd on a list of recommended music (first she put it in her Story, then her main feed) and, as her fans noticed, she liked and quickly unliked two photos of Justin Bieber. Here’s an important distinction: they were not on Justin’s feed, but pictures of him on other people’s accounts. It’s no biggie – Selena is bored and creeping like the rest of us. She needs a burner account for the late night scrolls.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burka are homeschooling their third graders – I’m also homeschooling a third grader and a first grader and have not a clue what to do. I love how the twins look at him like, “Ya, we’re watching TV – what are you going to do about it?” They know we are powerless.
Yesterday, I finished the day with Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? for geography class. If I could roll a TV into the room and pop in a VHS tape for the afternoon, that would be ideal.
Zoe Kravitz’s “this is important” series has reached a new peak. We all of course remember the snake as this was an iconic performance, but I don’t remember seeing a tiger onstage. Now, so many years later, that part is adding a whole other layer to this story. Britney Spears has been quite active on Instagram lately and if she wanted to break the internet, she would tell us the story of how this all went down. Did “Doc” try to recruit her for his harem?
