Smutty Social Media, November 19, 2015

Everyone loves Jennifer Meyer Maguire. She has as many friends as Gwyneth, I swear. She also has something else in common with Gwyneth – her husband, Toby, never, ever seems to be around when she’s promoting her jewelry line or new clothing line.

 

Follow me @barneysnyofficial when I take over their Instagram today!! Cannot get over the love and support of my friends last night to launch my capsule clothing collection with @barneysnyofficial ❤️ I love my girls! I love my job! Xo #jennifermeyer #xojm #BNYxoJM

A photo posted by J E N N I F E R M E Y E R (@jenmeyerjewelry) onNov 19, 2015 at 8:30am PST

Aaron Taylor-Johnson photographs Sam Taylor-Johnson photographing Bella Hadid.

 

#TheMrs @samtaylorjohnson #AtWork with the very sweet @bellahadid

A photo posted by Aaron Taylor-Johnson (@aarontaylorjohnson) onNov 18, 2015 at 7:27pm PST

The #squad is back in action.

 

@taylorswift -we just show up. Thank you for making us and all beautiful women feel beautiful

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onNov 18, 2015 at 11:06pm PST

According to Sophia Bush, in her line of work, there’s no such thing as a sick day.Nurses, teachers, firefightersActors make the world go ‘round. That must be why “exhaustion” is so prevalent.

 

When every single person on set is sick, but in our line of work there's no such thing as a "sick day," what do you do!? You get reeeeeal proactive and have @ivmechi come to set and give everyone PowerB shots, and run vitamin and mineral IVs for the super-sickies (me included). CHICAGO COLD SEASON YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT US! 🙅🏻👊🏼😷#TheTeamThatIVsTogether #CanYouTellIHateNeedles #ThatsNervousLaughter #JesseHasANeedleInHisButtcheek #PaddyWantsToStickEveryone #ChicagoStrong

A photo posted by Sophia Bush (@sophiabush) onNov 18, 2015 at 4:50pm PST

When Siri messes with your flow.

 

Jamming along to @kramergirl in the car...stupid Siri just HAD to interrupt! #IGotTheBoy #LoveThisSong

A video posted by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) onNov 18, 2015 at 4:41pm PST

I would totally eavesdrop on Anderson Cooper and Sharon Stone.

 

Something about eavesdropping on celebrities is so satisfying, even though @instasuelos and I couldn't hear a thing.#cnnheroes #sharonstone @andersoncooper @kathygriffin

A photo posted by Kelly Ripa (@kellyripa) onNov 18, 2015 at 1:35pm PST

I don’t know what I like better, DR. Jenny McCarthy or Measles Magoo.

Why do they keep writing "Jenny McCarthy" in news headlines? Big typo. Her name is "Measles Magoo." (Thank you, @GailSimone)— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 19, 2015

Disappointing: Elijah Wood likes Jesse Eisenberg’s bullsh-t New Yorker essay. Maybe he didn’t have time to read it all the way through?

Film Critics: Great At Giving It, Less Great At Taking It - Jesse Eisenberg satirical piece. https://t.co/bB1d0Lemxz via @bmoviesd— Elijah Wood (@elijahwood) November 18, 2015

THR wrote an essay about the lack of diversity in film (DUH) and how they had no choice but to only include white actresses – see more about it from Sarah here. If they want to say their hands are tied by the studio system that casts and promotes the films, then why don’t they create a special edition roundtable discussion with ONLY women of color/minority actresses to explore diversity issues from a non-white male’s perspective? Not that everything should fall on The Hollywood Reporter, but if they want to hold up their roundtables as the most distinguished place for Serious Discussions About Hollywood, why not veer away from categories that exclude a huge swath of actors and actresses (and producers/directors/writers). In 2013, Oprah’s Next Chapter dedicated an episode to African-American Women in Hollywood and it was very interesting.

 

Look at me and my sister. @gabunion Baby we making magic. A Meyers Christmas 2016

A photo posted by Mo'nique (@therealmoworldwide) onNov 18, 2015 at 6:08pm PST