Smutty Social Media, November 30, 2015
No matter how rich or famous or critically acclaimed you are, when your friend gets married, you will end up in Vegas drinking out of a penis straw.
What to do when your bestie gets married? You throw a 3 day bachelorette party. @jessweixler #vegas #sexywexybachelorette
A photo posted by Jessica Chastain (@chastainiac) onNov 28, 2015 at 11:44am PST
For a second I thought Aziz and Amy were holding hands in this picture and I got really excited.
Thanksgiving dreams
A photo posted by @amyschumer onNov 27, 2015 at 3:57pm PST
Mindy Kaling has a Narcos revelation. (Wait until she finds out the man who plays Pablo is hot in real life.)
HOLY SHIT NARCOS IS BASED ON REAL PEOPLE. ALSO DOUG ELLIN DIDNT MAKE UP MEDELLIN FOR ENTOURAGE. I finished #narcos today. I mean I knew Pablo Escobar was real but not these dudes. Highly recommend. Thanks @davidstassen & @hklein1957 for the rec.
A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onNov 28, 2015 at 12:15pm PST
To me, book recommendations are like restaurant recommendations. I have to trust your taste level to take it. That being said, would you take a book reco from Britney Spears?
Yeah I know I've got a big forehead... but it was a really great book!
A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onNov 29, 2015 at 11:21pm PST
James Franco is cute with his mom. And after being exposed to Jesse Eisenberg’s writing, I find James much more endearing.
Nothing better than teaching a high school film class with your mom. In Palo Alto! And ❤️ the Mayfield Bakery and Cafe!
A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) onNov 29, 2015 at 9:25pm PST
Blake Lively is still working on that sexy shark movie, or as Sarah calls it, Open Water 2: Buoy Boogaloo.
Hashtag He won the arm wrestle. So lucky to spend time with the incomparable @pauldegelder who survived a bull shark attack. He spends his days teaching people not only to overcome life's hurdles, but also --incredibly-- the importance of shark conservation!! Yes! HE is fighting to keep our sharks alive! Time to stand for our ecosystem 💪🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠🐚🐙💪 #KnowledgeIsPower
A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onNov 28, 2015 at 7:56pm PST
Scott Eastwood is such a goddamn tool.
Yep. That happend tonight. Here we go again!!!! #longestride @doubledeucesd this is an amazing photo. #america #outwiththeboys #trouble
A photo posted by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onNov 28, 2015 at 1:52am PST
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris celebrate Anna's birthday with a bottle of finely rated wine. (This is exactly how I would choose a wine, too.)
We have always wanted to try a Quilceda Creek cabernet. A Pacific Northwest wine that scores 99-100 in all those wine magazines. The vineyard is about 20 minutes from where we grew up and I've never had it. Anyways. I don't know shit about wine. But GOD DAMN this woman is good lookin' and the wine sure tastes good as well. Thankful for so much. #AnnasBDayWeekend #freedom
A photo posted by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onNov 27, 2015 at 5:26pm PST
In the intro today, Lainey mentioned her friend Jann Arden’s new Christmas album. You know who else loves it? Michael Buble via Rod Stewart.
This is a photo of me holding a photo of Rod Stewart holding a copy of @jannarden 's great new Xmas cd #proud #inception #Christmas
A photo posted by Michael Bublé (@michaelbuble) onNov 28, 2015 at 5:07pm PST