Jenny Slate is engaged to art curator Ben Shattuck. (Art world men are like a celebrity husband sub-genre: Jennifer Lawrence is engaged to an art dealer, and Drew Barrymore’s ex Will is an art consultant.) Jenny’s hometown Dairy Freeze posted this billboard, which is better than any engagement ring shot.
Hate to inform you that Ross Butler’s Keanu Reeves t-shirt is sold out already.
The Hills: New Beginnings was a flop for all of the reasons reality TV podcast host Danny Pellegrino mentioned below. Yes, The Hills deserves credit for ushering in a new genre, but Vanderpump Rules perfected it. How can Justin Bobby maybe flirting with Stephanie Pratt compare to Lala going down on Ariana while Ariana’s boyfriend Tom was driving them home? It can’t. The Hills is a time capsule that was reopened and everyone looked at their old CDs and friendship bracelets and said, “meh.”
I can’t believe this season of #TheHills is already over. It wasn’t even clear who was in the main cast. Frankie & Mischa were in the credits, but went episodes without appearing. Too much JB & Audrina. Every storyline moved too fast & too slow. What a mess.
— Danny Pellegrino (@DannyPellegrino) September 10, 2019
It all makes me appreciate Vanderpump Rules & our Bravo shows. Even a shitty season of VPR or Southern Charm is more cohesive.
— Danny Pellegrino (@DannyPellegrino) September 10, 2019
Derek Blasberg will absolutely get Bella on YouTube.
OMG what if he recruits Wendi Deng! No, impossible right? Not even he can be that convincing. She could just buy YouTube if she wanted a channel.
This is a cover. Vogue. The taste. This is for intellectuals.
Does anyone know how to work a photocopier on the first try? That’s like getting a printer to work by clicking “print” and not seeing a red light flashing or banging it and saying “why isn’t this f-cking thing working.” A quick note about Gabrielle Union: she looks amazing (as usual) and on AGT, she can wear her own clothing which is better than absolutely any other advertisement. Look at this dress on her – the best billboard possible.
It doesn’t look like there will be a Fleabag season 3, but no one really knows, not even Amazon. Here are Phoebe Waller-Bridge and hot priest handing out gin in a tin outside of a theatre. And it’s made me revisit Fleabag’s ending, and the fox. Some people think it’s an indication that they ended up together, but I think this interpretation, by Kathryn VanArendonk at Vulture, is sage. She left us.