Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for September 28, 2017

It was Gwyneth Paltrow’s birthday yesterday. Her boyfriend, Brad Falchuk, talked about her “f-cking perfect smile.” Should it be “f-cking perfect smile” or “perfect f-cking smile”? Is one more grammatically correct than the other? Anyway, not my point. My point is others, like Rachel Zoe and Jessica Seinfeld, also wished her a Happy Birthday. So did Reese Witherspoon – on Insta stories. Not on her photo feed. Our Joanna wondered why G was not worthy of a dedicated post. My theory? Yesterday was also the 15th anniversary of Sweet Home Alabama and Draper James celebrated with a Melanie Smooter shopping list. I think this is simply a business decision – branding over birthday. The other option is that it’s the “Happy Birthday” equivalent of the Emmy tug-of-war. Let’s watch that again, just because.

This is the most beautiful woman of all time and today is her birthday. We are all so lucky that she came into the world (but no one is luckier than me). Happy Birthday, Love. PS - this is pretty much the most #Gwyneth pic I could find - it has pizza, red wine, her phone and that fucking perfect smile.

A post shared by @bradfalchuk onSep 27, 2017 at 11:33am PDT

Happiest Birthday to this pretty perfect human 💖 @gwynethpaltrow..#realdeal #girlfriendsarethebestfriends 🌟#superwoman #wcw 🎂XoRZ

A post shared by Rachel Zoe (@rachelzoe) onSep 27, 2017 at 11:50am PDT

Happy Birthday to the Beauty Who Lights Up Life. I had lots of fun looking at old pics today. 😱😬🤦🏼‍♀️💓❤️💓love you @gwynethpaltrow

A post shared by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onSep 27, 2017 at 2:36pm PDT

Of course Joss Whedon chose this hill to die on.

Wait, is it possible Hugh Hefner did good AND bad things? But... But... *robot head explodes, humans escape from robot hot tub*— Joss Whedon (@joss) September 28, 2017

My favourite read of the week so far is Mary Cella’s “Everything you Need to Know About Me, the Female Character You’re falling in Love with in a Romantic Film/TV Show Written by a Man.” Number 3 is, “I eat a lot, lol.” If you tweet the story from the website, the accompanying photo is of Zooey Deschanel. Nice touch.

Had an amazing day with the @baby2baby team and @huggies who donated 2.5m diapers to families in need! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

A post shared by Zooey Deschanel (@zooeydeschanel) onSep 25, 2017 at 2:56pm PDT

Twitter is experimenting with 280 characters. But why don’t they let us fix typos?!

Hey guys! I feel SO sorry for those of you who have to abbreviate tweets because you only have 140 characters. Soooooooo lame! Anyway, what's everyone doing today? I'm just type-type-typing away! SO many characters! Talk to you soon. #blessed #280characters #abcdefg— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) September 27, 2017

This photo of Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher reminded me that we are approaching pumpkin patch season. In 2014, Mr. Bones was the pumpkin patch of choice, as noted in the (still relevant) Rolling Stone article on paparazzi. As the piece pointed out, Matt Damon doesn’t take his kids there. Still doesn’t. Mr. Bones opens October 6. Who will we get the first shot of? My guess is Spencer and Heidi. They will want to get in on the action early and, bonus, she’s pregnant.

Got lost in a sweet corn maze today at #luckyladdfarms Fortunately, @mfisher1212 had a map and saved us (or, we cheated and cut through the corn to get to the parking lot). Also saw lots of cute animals and got some 🎃 for the porch! 👍

A post shared by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) onSep 27, 2017 at 5:43pm PDT

Lea Michele and Busy Philipps have the same shirt and they came up one after another in my feed. It’s Madewell x Girls Inc. and if you like it, don’t hesitate. This will sell out.

Loving this dark lip! 💋

A post shared by Lea Michele (@leamichele) onSep 27, 2017 at 8:27pm PDT

Because too many times I post pictures of me on the floor sad. Tonight I am not sad! I got to see @chancetherapper and it was so great and fun and uplifting and I loved it and just what I needed and I'm so glad I went! ❤️❤️

A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onSep 27, 2017 at 8:19pm PDT

YOU LEAVE MANDY MOORE ALONE!