Smutty Social Media, September 30, 2016

There is some drama on Dancing with the Stars today because Amber Rose says judge Julianne Hough body shamed her. Julianne said it’s just a soundbite that has been taken out of context. The other day, I commented again on Julianne’s blackface Halloween costume and a reader wrote in to defend her. I think we have better people and ideas to defend.

 

Who did it better? MUVA or @maksimc? 😋

A photo posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) onSep 27, 2016 at 12:52pm PDT

Rachel Bilson gets Gooped – and likes it.

 

Alright @gwynethpaltrow let's give it a go......... Stay tuned for results....

A photo posted by @rachelbilson onSep 29, 2016 at 6:34pm PDT

Terence Winter has been hired to write the screenplay for JLo’s Godmother movie (click here for a refresher.) A prestigious pick and very HBO choice, but not one I’m excited about. I did not like The Wolf of Wall Street (and I’m usually a Leo-anything apologist, just ask Lainey). Do I even need to mention what a disaster Vinyl turned out to be?

#TerenceWinter to write @HBO’s #GriseldaBlanco movie starring @JLo https://t.co/AMIYnWocuH— Deadline Hollywood (@Deadline) September 29, 2016

Does your bf/gf/wife/husband/crush comment on your Instagram posts? With emojis? Is that considered sweet or a bit on the “proposing on a Jumbotron” side? A reader called Elie sent us this screencap of G’s Instagram post – notice the second comment? It’s from boyfriend Brad Falchuk. (The top comment is from Tobey Maguire’s wife Jen.)

Judith Light makes Alanis Morissette cry.

saw @JudithLight sing hand in my pocket on @transparent_tv. quietly crying. the layers and subtleties. wow. @jillsoloway love you.— Alanis Morissette (@Alanis) September 29, 2016

Gaga can handle that stage, she’s a showwoman.

 

It's a done deal! I can't wait to rock for YOU from Houston! Thank you Football fans and Music fans 🇺🇸🏈!!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️LET'S DO THIS! @nfl @pepsi @foxtv #football #halftimeshow #SUPERBOWL51 #SuperBowl #ladygaga #perfectillusion #PepsiHalftime

A photo posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) onSep 29, 2016 at 5:22pm PDT

A feminist bookstore in Portland is beyond done with Portlandia. I’ve never gotten into the show, but I really love Portland and its bookstores so maybe I am part of the joke?

.@IOWbooks has explained its decision to cut ties with @portlandia, defends “F*** Portlandia” sign in a blog post. https://t.co/MdF1ZJOR00— Eder Campuzano (@edercampuzano) September 29, 2016

Is Pinterest Lauren Conrad’s porn?

Proof that all things fall should be tied up with string… https://t.co/5xLktnMo79 pic.twitter.com/EnMKIIL8bF— Lauren Conrad (@LaurenConrad) September 30, 2016

Chris Pratt is not feuding with Bryce Dallas Howard.

People are stupid. And mean. Don't buy it for a second. BDH is my spirit animal. I'd go to the mat for her and I know she feels the same. https://t.co/hzqvYU1a6V— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 29, 2016

Girls says goodbye.

 

Last pic of the night- @aw stayed until the bitter end like the queen she is. This is what 45 minutes of sobbing followed by me forcing a selfie on Allison looks like. #cryingselfie #crelfie #girlswillbegirls Goodnight. I love you all. I love the smell of the fall air. I love the rustling leaves, the city lights coming into view as I ride home and I really fucking love absolutely everyone I hugged tonight.

A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onSep 29, 2016 at 11:23pm PDT