Charlize Theron already took me out earlier this week when she showed up at the Dior show with the best fit. Today is Givenchy and even though Charlize is a Dior ambassador, when she’s in Givenchy by Sarah Burton, it’s always a f-cking shutdown. 

 

If you need a reminder, let me show you. 

@parismatch

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This bitch is merciless. And if you haven’t seen it yet, get ready to be gagged when you see the energy she brought to Givenchy just a few hours ago – and she said it herself that she was up to some mischief when she left the hotel, feeling the f-ck out of herself. I will be trying to insert as many f-cks as possible in this post because Charlize herself has a filthy mouth and … like… we f-cking need the emphasis. 

https://x.com/charlizeacervo/status/1974162437848055833
 

Are you ready for more? She’s about to hit you with more. C-ntery, incoming. 

Madame, please. I’m trying to survive to the end of the day, why are you trying to expire me. 

 

One more though, and this isn’t about the fashion, but I’m not sure enough people saw this from earlier in the week when Charlize was at Dior and… there are people – me too – reading into this as her having no time for f-cking Johnny Depp. And this is not a bitch who f-cks around. Remember, she had no problem telling Tom Hardy about himself on the set of Mad Max: Fury Road and that man is a beast. Johnny Depp is hardly a concern. 

 

What else happened today…

Emily Blunt and The Rock must really like working together because there’s a Martin Scorsese movie in development too. (Pajiba)

Adam Lambert is going full pumpkin spice 70s autumn boy and… I’m not mad at it as entertainment. My one criticism about the glasses is based on vanity. When the sides angle down like that it automatically draws down your face and we are looking to lift, babe. Always lift, never droop. (Go Fug Yourself)

 

There are rumours that Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater are coming to an end and with Wicked: For Good opening in a few weeks, I suppose we’ll get an answer sooner rather than later. (Celebitchy)

What happens when the AI “actress” everyone hates looks like you and you’re a musician with your own social media profile? (Slate)

How to be a better diner – and I feel like we could all learn something from these tips. I like how specific the suggestion is when you’re asking the server for a recommendation in terms of framing it to your own preferences. I’m trying this the next time I go out. (Eater)

 

Charlize Theron at the Givenchy photocall in Paris, October 3, 2025
Photo credits: Best Image/ BACKGRID

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