Charlize Theron told Andy Cohen she's on Raya but not very active

Charlize Theron went to Jax Taylor’s bar (hahahah I love her) and told Andy Cohen she’s on Raya, but not very active. How good is Raya’s privacy settings and vetting, because I feel like the only celebrity who has been leaked is Ben Affleck.

Not that I want celebrity profiles or conversations to get leaked, they should be allowed to date in peace. Not allowing screenshots is probably a big part of it.

Thank you thank you thank you for all your notes and comments on the farce in Venice! Being a hater has never felt so right. Predictably, the outfits are getting uglier with each event. Sarah mentioned it in the opening today and brought up George and Amal Clooney, which made me dig into the archives.

George and Amal warmly celebrated by the locals. Did you know George’s boat driver Alessandro Greco served as a witness to their wedding? And their ceremony was officiated by Walter Veltron, who was once mayor of Rome. Anyway, back to Lauren, who makes a sculptural Schiaparelli masterpiece look like Shein. No one is working harder than her social media manager this weekend, except the spray tan team.

I’m going to need MC to explain this to me because how can Cardi B. (or any artist) be criticized for putting their own music on their own album?! What is this fan behaviour? And people are arguing with her in the thread! Even if it’s for the streams, she earned them.

Sabrina Carpenter is getting finger waved for being too horny on main and honestly? Let her cook. (Sarah wrote about how Sabrina is subverting the tradwife trend here.) Madonna didn’t almost get arrested for simulating masturbation in Toronto just for the next generation of pop stars to get chastised for a tongue-in-cheek album cover.

Today is George Michael’s 62nd birthday. Here is Liam Gallagher talking about “Praying for Time”.