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For my dear friend Laura in Toronto – step away from the brownies. You WILL get through this. Even though James McAvoy is already married. And Colin Firth too.

Never mind. Go for the brownies.

In Laura’s mind, you see, Daniel Craig is waiting to propose to her. In real life, it looks like Daniel will be walking down the aisle soon - having presented Satsuki Mitchell with an engagement ring a few months ago, word from the set of Bond is that they have arranged for a small ceremony sooner rather than later. At his urging. I’ve seen it live, in person…he adores her.

It would be Daniel’s second marriage – he has a daughter from his first.

Laura…call me if you need me.


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