Celebrity Social Media, November 7, 2025

I have dropped Loot from my rotation but D’Arcy Carden is tempting. She’s a Judy Greer-level scene stealer. 

The All’s Fair cast playing into the critical reception is exactly the right move. Like, were we expecting Shakespeare? 

The Tom Cruise coconut cake (from Doan Bakery) is so renowned that it made a cameo on Hacks. Dakota Fanning and Tom Cruise worked on War of the Worlds together and she doesn’t get a cake for her birthday, she gets shoes. Every year. She did that movie when she was about 11 and now she’s 31. When did the shoe shipments start? How did he account for her size changes through her teens? What brand does he send? Obviously designer, but which designers? I have so many questions about Tom Cruise’s taste in footwear.

If you haven’t yet, be sure to read Sarah’s intro on the Stranger Things premiere, particularly her take on Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbour. I agree with Sarah’s assessment top-to-bottom: either they worked through the issue, or they are brushing it under the rug. 

And it’s worth analysing how Daily Mail got this “scoop” as they don’t have any relationship with MBB and, judging by their wrong and strong reporting on Meghan Sussex, don’t have an insider at Netflix. If it was passed on to the DM by someone who wanted to burn David, it’s super sh-tty to make Millie collateral damage. 

Miles Teller was asked if he will be invited to Taylor and Travis’s wedding and answered as positively as possible with an “I don’t know” but if we are reading the tea leaves, it seems unlikely. Keighley Teller and Taylor’s friendship seems to have burned out.