Celebrity Social Media, May 14, 2026
Greta Lee brought her parents to the Dior show and her dad ate with that coat.
What have I said about Cardi B.? You do not need to dig for her business, she will be the first one to tell you.
Sometimes I forget I’m a celebrity… damn y’all ain’t never cuss your babydad out when you hungry?
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 14, 2026
Big day for Brunsons (Quinta and Jalen, who are not related, in the third picture). The Abbott Elementary cast was at the Disney upfronts heading into the sixth season. They are on the cusp of making Big Bang Theory money and it is well deserved. It will stream forever and in a few years, this will be a comfort rewatch show like Friends and The Office.
There’s a fight happening around The Roast of Kevin Hart involving Michael Che. He dropped out and after it aired, pointed out many of the writers of the roast were white. Now everyone is DM’ing and scrapping and I think it’s a great reminder that standup comedy is a f-cked up bubble with the most delicate, sensitive flowers who only accept “edgy” when it is directed at other people. Michael Che simply pointing out the writers were white is causing a crash out.
Dutton Ranch is going to be a hit, this is like Heated Rivalry for people who fall for Facebook marketplace scams and watch videos at full volume in public. I recently rewatched Good Will Hunting and a younger Cole Hauser was actually a standout. Do you think he has Matt or Ben’s email? I’m going to say yes to Ben’s, no to Matt’s for no other reason than vibes.
Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen have split and the PEOPLE story is interesting because it describes them as keeping their marriage private. Jenny is an author and once wrote a blog post about hiring Jason a sex worker but that was in the 2010s when the internet was wild like that.