Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone have been together for eight or nine months or so, so, naturally, the marriage rumours are starting. Which… HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA. Anyway, the details are something, something about Leo wanting to have kids. Camila, by the way, just turned 21. So it’s HIS clock that’s ticking. This is how I would like us to report on Leo’s situation from now on. His clock is ticking. He’s getting old. He’s becoming sexually unviable. He is SHRIVELLING. (Dlisted)
I was really into what Tyra wore to the iHeartRadio MMVAs on Sunday. Not at all into what she wore last night for America’s Got Talent. This dress looks… cheap. And the colour isn’t helping. You can’t work a colour like this if the material isn’t up to standard. When you’re dealing with a sh-tty material and all of it is pink, it immediately looks budget – even on HER. The hair isn’t good either. (Go Fug Yourself)
Tipping my hat again to the costumer designer working with Jennifer Aniston on the movie she’s been shooting with Adam Sandler in Europe. This is yet another real estate agent dress. It would be even better if she had a French manicure. (Cele|bitchy)
Here’s what makes me crazy about Gwyneth Paltrow – the goop sh-t is, well, annoying AF but she can be fun. And funny. And SO f-cking gossipy. Anyway, as you know, G likes to lurk on Instagram. Sometimes when she’s lurking, she leaves comments. This time she lurked and commented about dicks. (Buzzfeed)
How many times do I have to tell you I love gross sh-t and that I’ve loved gross sh-t even before the internet made it trendy? Which is why, again, I’m shocked when you send me things like the pimple popping toy (as if I don’t have one, PLEASE) and Dr Pimple Popper videos like I wouldn’t have enjoyed them already…really?!? Anyway, here’s an essay about pimple and cyst popping and the sh-t that comes out of things that get popped on your body that I have read probably 6 times in the last few days because it gives me the tingles. One day I will tell you about popping ingrown hairs on my bikini line and how satisfying it is when the hair that’s been stuck there is, like, a centimeter long. (The Cut)
Now it probably not the time we need to hear from Madonna. I think we all need a break from Madonna after what happened last week. Billboard, however, is trying to get us ready for a Madonna album. There’s a new album on the way. Can it be at least after Halloween? (Billboard)
