Lolita P’s short hair
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She and her giant were at the Avatar Earth Day celebration last night. As you can see, Hayden Panettiere had her hair cut. It’s short, looks like a bob that’s been slicked back, and it’s refreshing that she’s trying something not long, blonde, blown out, and wavy. But it also makes her look really, really old.
Her birth certificate says she’s 20. Like college age. Would you call it at 20? If I asked my mother she would say “wah...lo jzik” which is a great expression for kids who act like they’re too mature, in a super annoying way. Like the one in The Blind Side. The son. That is “lo jzik”. And Lolita P is “lo jzik”.
I don’t understand why young girls they want to grow up so fast. Here is not something she’ll come back to in 10 years and say – oh man, this was one of my favourites. Here is a future cringe. I promise.
Photos from Wenn.com and Angela Weiss/Michael Buckner/Gettyimages.com
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