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Dear Gossips,

Well that didn’t take long! Only yesterday I was surmising about how long it would be before her next firing and the challenges with securing insurance on any of her projects. Needless to say, Lilo has proved us all right.

Lindsay Lohan, arrested early this morning "for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license" after gleefully flaunting that alcohol monitoring device like the new Birkin.

Story developing, check back often for updates.

Tuesday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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