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Owen Wilson reportedly lost his sh-t when pappies caught him with Kate Hudson the other day, holding hands on his way into a theatre. Onlookers say he roughed up one of the photographers before quickly heading upstairs to join the private party. The two spent Valentine’s Day in Australia together, going to great lengths to avoid being seen. Romantic yes. But why am I also kinda bored? Off on a tangent for a sec – see Owen’s pants? Another example of a dude who wears pants well. They hang beautifully, he has a sexy gait, they don’t bunch and pull at an unsexy angle… I’m telling you it’s the Pants. The Pants can make or break The Hotness. Ask Jake Gyllenhaal. Source

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