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Jeremy Renner is currently promoting The Bourne Legacy in Europe. But before he left he took a very attractive woman out to lunch. Here he is on Thursday with the as-yet-unidentified but really hot brunette in LA. Thursday??? And we still don’t know who she is??? Is it simply because no one was working this long weekend or does she actually have no interest in being known? I want very much for this to be true. Because it’s so often not true anymore. You know who it was true for though? Matt Damon’s wife. Right? It’s never been about Luciana. Maybe that can be another parallel between the Bournes.

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