Two of these three names may mean nothing to you. If one of those names is Craig David, fix your life. Justin Bieber went to a Craig David concert on Tuesday in West Hollywood with a model named Baskin Champion. There are many hilarious things about that sentence that I’ll get to, but first, please let me share Duana’s response when I texted her about the name Baskin Champion.
Obviously Baskin Champion makes me think of someone making a game-winning half-court shot with a giant scoop of ice cream.
I died. This is so precisely what the name Baskin Champion invokes it’s like Duana is an expert at this or something. So, human giant scoop of ice cream, Baskin Champion, and Justin Bieber went to see Craig David in concert. I should note that Baskin is 22-years-old, the sister of Patrick Schwarzenegger’s girlfriend and probably a perfectly fine person. That doesn’t make her name any less funny to me.
So, you may be wondering, since when did people start going to Craig David concerts again? The last time I remember Craig David being popular, it was the year 2000 and 7 Days was MY JAM. God, I loved that song. I f-cking loved Craig David. I recorded the 7 Days music video on VHS, rewound and re-watched it a few times for my personal viewing pleasure, if you know what I mean.
I was still very into Craig David when he released his follow up single Walking Away, also in the year 2000. Justin Bieber was 6 years old. Baskin Champion was 4 years old. These children don’t even know the Craig David glory days. They are not worthy.
Apparently, Craig David has been a big supporter of Justin Bieber’s career. Justin even went on stage to thank Craig David for his support.
The Internet tells me that Craig David has released FIVE studio albums since his debut Born To Do It. He’s had a few viral hits in the past few years so I’m sure I’m going to hear from the (one or two) Craig David stans telling me to put some respect on his name but in the above video, Bieber seems like the older brother congratulating David on a job well done. If the kid who was 6-years-old when your first single hit is now the only reason you’re making headlines, *whispers* you haven’t really done sh-t, have you?
I should probably care more about the gossip that Justin Bieber was out at a concert with someone who is not Selena Gomez but CRAIG DAVID. Jelena 3.0 is over but E! News is reporting that it’s not serious between Justin Bieber and Baskin Robbins NBA Championship… yet.
"Justin was introduced to Baskin through his friend group and they have only hung out a few times. He has definitely been liking her company, but to say they are dating is a huge stretch. Justin isn't trying to be serious with anyone but Selena."
So, it sounds like he took Baskin for a drink on Tuesday and they were making love by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. They probably chilled on Sunday. Yes, I just started quoting Craig David’s 7 Days because that’s how much I care about Justin Bieber and Two Scoops LeBron James.
7 Days holds up. I promise. Enjoy.
