Dear Gossips,
I mentioned yesterday in What Else? that a Zoom call with Jeremy Piven is available to you for the bargain price of $15K and it appears that he pockets that money. Or if you have all that cash kicking around…
You could have a Zoom date with Keanu Reeves.
Keanu is auctioning off a 15 minute Zoom date in support of Camp Rainbow Gold, an organisation that provides “emotionally empowering experiences to Idaho’s children diagnosed with cancer and their families”. You can bid for the opportunity here.
It was a year ago that we were enjoying the Summer of Keanu with the back-to-back-to-back successes of John Wick 3, Toy Story 4, Always Be My Maybe, and video games. In that year, during so much tumult and disappointment, Keanu Reeves has remained unproblematic. He is a lighthouse!
And I’m not even worried, you know? As superstitious as I am, I’m not even worried that saying this will jinx this. That’s how confident I am in Keanu Reeves. Don’t leave me hanging here. You agree, right? Now’s a good time to reup Naomi Fry’s New Yorker piece from last year, “Keanu Reeves is too good for this world”.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
