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Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas.

Greed is good.

He wore his hair signature 80s styles – combslicked back flat to the head. It worked at the time.

It doesn’t work on Leonardo DiCaprio. But Leo channeled Gordon Gekko on Saturday night at the The Natural Resources Defense Council's (NRDC) 20th Anniversary Celebration in Beverly Hills. Do not find this attractive. You?

For starters, I worry he’s losing his hair. Combine that with his in-between-films bloaty pudge and, well, for me at least, there is no quiver. More worrisome – am now concerned that Leo won’t be able to carry the quiver deep into his 30s.

Looks-wise, he may have already peaked.

It happens to all of us. It even happens to celebrities. I peaked at 21. Too early.

PS. Replace the speech with “gossip” and it also totally works!


Photos from FayesVision/WENN.com

Leonardo DiCaprio channeled Gordon Gekko at The Natural Resources Defense Council's 20th Anniversary Celebration.

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