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Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the self tanner and find a decently matched foundation.

Ali Lohan – only 13 but already too late. Already that unmistakable expression – look at that face: this is the face of a girl who is happy to be papped. Who is basking in the spotlight of a hundred cameras, eager to have her life played out before the media. Only Dina Lohan could raise a child this gluttonous for the glare of the publicity.

Do children ever really want to be celebrities? At the age of 7 or 8, do they really want to be celebrities any more than they want to be princesses living one day in a fairy tale castle?

Please.

Dina Lohan is a pimp. In every sense of the word.

photos from Splash

Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Thanksgiving shopping

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