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Literally. Have you seen the trailer? Click here for the clip of the movie Dina Lohan calls her daughter’s “Justice!” – remember she predicted Oscar? Snort. Anyway, as you can see from this montage, Lindsay’s foundation problems are so severe that even the best in Hollywood film can’t find a solution. Maybe time to stop tanning? As for Academy Awards prospects – hmmm, well…let’s see now. As of this year, Annette Bening STILL doesn’t have one. And that miserable bitch Dina Lohan thinks Lilo is due? Bitch… please.

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