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Check out Lilo the other night at Hyde - we"ll get to her skitty appearance in a bit but the blatant MK rip off is undeniable. Who knew that little Olsen had this much clout? As for my girl…my Lindsay…have to tell you, I"m really not feeling the skank. Maybe it"s the skinny leg spread, maybe that"s what"s throwing me off but I see this and all it says is washed up junkie turning tricks for crack. They’re in every city, in my city, I could pluck out half a dozen in under 10 minutes not too far off from Lilo, minus the designer shoes of course. And is that the look she’s going for? Really???

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