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Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out?

Who?

Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation.

That’s right. Lilo comes in 2nd to a Pussycat Doll.

The shame never ends.

Anyway, did someone inform Lindsay Lohan that they don’t f-ck around with drugs in Singapore? Like, Pete Doherty would have been sentenced to death a long, long, LONG time ago. Just making sure.

Lilo of course is broadcasting the fact that she’s there on her Twitter, posting this photo yesterday of her new mouth and her 40 year old oddly plumped out face.

Check out the video.

Her top lip doesn’t move and there’s a weird bloating effect under her skin. Reminds me of Madonna. Madonna is over 50. Lindsay Lohan is only 23. Even if she gets her sh-t straight it might be too late for her face.

Source ONTD

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