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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining of looking bloated lately in photos, did my girl go in for a quick starvation fix? Or is it rather the Tara Reid surgery approach…only not so ghetto? Worst case scenario: perhaps it’s something decidedly more sinister. The loopy, inconsistent behaviour, the pinned pupils, the constant partying… crystal meth psychosis, as discussed previously… has her brain finally broken down? Or…sure…it totally COULD be just appendicitis. But tell the truth – how many of you believe that? Attached – blast from medical emergency past. TMZ

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