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Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at the Met with dirty face is problem #2. Forgetting to fix the "freshly f&cked" limo hair is problem #3. Sigh. So much learning, so little time. But I have hope. Because Lindsay Lohan is my girl, my investment in Hollywood future. And I still believe.

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