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They’ve released a few stills from Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie including a recreation of Ms Taylor and Richard Burton’s first wedding in Montreal in 1964. Look at her fingers. They always look dirty to me. In what world would Elizabeth Taylor get married with dirty fingers wearing all those crazy diamonds? She would NEVER disrespect the diamonds, are you mad???

Also...how is this even the same dress? Ms Taylor’s fell well below the knee. Lindsay Lohan’s barely covers her ass. Of course. I’m a dumb c-nt for even bothering to point out the lapses in realism.

Click here to see more photos of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor.

No but really, why are her hands so gross all the time?
 

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