If anyone was wondering whether or not Lupita Nyong’o and Joshua Jackson were still together, the answer to that question came yesterday, as photos of the two celebrating her birthday on the beach in Mexico were acquired by E! News. E! was able to fill in their story about how Joshua had balloons and flowers ordered to their hotel room which basically means that… these two are never staying at that hotel again. Whatever, the point is they look solid and they also look horny. (E!)
Maybe they can rub, no pun intended, some of that horny on giant marine sails because they don’t seem to be horny enough. So scientists have organised a giant conch orgy that’s happening this spring in the hopes that they will f-ck their brains – or shells – off and make more babies. I love this story, I loved reading about the sex-deprived conchs. And while I don’t love that they can’t get off and produce offspring, it gives me great joy to know that these researchers have been going to work every day trying to figure out how to facilitate conch sex! (Vox)
Fashion trend alert: the bumster could be on its way back. The bumster is the style of pants from like 20 years ago – so low-rise that the tip of your ass crack is showing. It’s been seen a few times on the runway in Paris. And you know who I would like to credit for this? Julia Fox! (Vogue Business)
I covered the Shogun junket a couple of weeks ago so I watched the first episode and it is AMAZING. The scale of it, the acting, the cast, the story – this is epic f-cking television. I admit, I’m predisposed to Shogun because I was just in Japan a few months ago and love it so much. Which is why I’m linking you to Pajiba’s piece of the series. It’s not just me and my bias! Everyone is impressed! (Pajiba)
I saw this on TikTok yesterday and could not stop laughing and screaming. Then I sent it to Sarah. Then I came to work and made everyone who came into my office watch it. I’ve probably watched it like 80 times, it KILLS me.
@josh.gammon lead them to paradise #dunemovie #dune #amctheaters
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And now Entertainment Weekly has talked to the genius who made it happen. I want to ride a sandworm!!! (Entertainment Weekly)
