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Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack Tom’s virility under the guise of sympathy. 

Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: 

"He is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal." 

Now read between the lines: Tom Cruise, once one of the most powerful actors in the business, a box office juggernaut, now shares common ground with neglected, suffering third world children. 

Was it really a statement of kindness? Or just a dose of pure bitch that only Madonna can dole out? 

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? 

Image from Gallery of the Absurd

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