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In London for the Pirates premiere the other night. Such a shame, non? That a package this gorgeous conceals a stinking rotten soul? Because Mischa Barton is undeniably beautiful. Great skin, great bone structure, great features - only she could rock this little frock and not elicit scorn. Only she could still manage to look fresh and hip and young and cute in granny"s last wish. And unlike my girl Lindsay Lohan, who is exactly the same age, Mischa actually washes her face AND passes convincingly for 20. Too bad the beauty belies a bitch.

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