Hook Ups Jennifer Garner has a boyfriend Us Weekly’s new cover story is about Jennifer Garner and her new boyfriend. Major scoop for a magazine that is not what it used to be and has dropped in tabloid hierarchy. According to Us, Jennifer has been dating businessman John Miller, who owns a chain of burger restaurants, By Lainey • Oct 25, 2018 09:49 am
John Mayer Intro for October 25, 2018 Dear Gossips, “Sub-500.” This is John Mayer’s sex number. He claims he hasn’t slept with as many people as you think. Like definitely “sub-500”. And supposedly, these days, he can’t get a girl to take his number. So his sex number isn’t rising as quickly as By Lainey • Oct 25, 2018 09:20 am
What Else What Else? Lainey’s on a shoot so you’re stuck with me for What Else. I wanted every story to be a link to a tweet proving that I’m right about “I’ll Never Love Again” but our site manager Emily wouldn’t let me do that because she’s By Kathleen • Oct 24, 2018 04:29 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Sandra Bullock’s in A Quiet Place but with eyes What a great day to be trying to go about your normal routine like nothing is happening or anything is wrong! Totally typical Wednesday over here, how about you? Everything is fine, why do you ask! Hey you know what would be great? An anxiety-inducing trailer about a movie where By Sarah • Oct 24, 2018 02:34 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2018 Is this reigniting the Lady Gaga/Lana Del Rey feud from years ago? It was never that deep, but their stans go at it on Twitter all the time. I don’t make movies about my life. I live my life like a movie— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 23, By Maria • Oct 24, 2018 02:06 pm
Show Your Work Podcast Show Your Work: Nicole Kidman’s feedback and professional breakups Thanks for all your responses last week to Season 3 of our Show Your Work podcast. For those of you who missed and who keep asking me about my Jake Gyllenhaal story from TIFF, check out the episode here. This week: What’s it like directing Nicole Kidman? You know By Lainey • Oct 24, 2018 01:28 pm
Royals The Cambridges at the ball The Queen hosted a state banquet last night in honour of King Willem-Alexander and Queen Maxima. Can we call it a ball? It was totally a ball. A super royal ball. Royals everywhere, including Prince William and Catherine. Earlier this week, I referenced Tom Sykes’s piece in The Daily By Lainey • Oct 24, 2018 12:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Harry & Meghan Day 9: first speeches and good pants Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have now concluded a full day of events in Fiji. Harry was in uniform to lay a wreath at the Fiji War Memorial and visit with veterans. He also planted a tree at the Colo-i-Suva Forest as a representative for the Queens Canopy. They both By Lainey • Oct 24, 2018 11:27 am
Music Britney turns 20 They are three of the most recognizable opening words in pop music. All it takes is “oh baby, baby,” sung in that classic Britney Spears way – “oh baybin, baybin” – to transport me back to 1998. “… Baby One More Time” is one of those songs that is such a snapshot of By Kathleen • Oct 24, 2018 10:36 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Time has no meaning, so just reboot Pirates We are currently living in a nightmare vortex where every day feels like a week, a week feels like a year, and it seems like our dystopian present has always been and will always be. Time has lost all meaning, so the news that Disney is considering rebooting Pirates of By Sarah • Oct 24, 2018 10:13 am
Drake Drake Intro for October 24, 2018 Dear Gossips, Remember back in March, when Drake went viral for playing Fortnite on Twitch with Ninja? As I wrote at the time, Drake consistently finds new ways to make new media – an unpredictable organism – work for him. A little over six months later and it’s just been announced By Lainey • Oct 24, 2018 09:11 am
What Else What Else? Enrique and Iglesias and Anna Kournikova are still together. Jacek and I go to the Dominican Republic every year. Julio Iglesias is known to spend a lot of time there. I am always looking for Enrique and Anna when I go there. Always. I don’t even know if they By Lainey • Oct 23, 2018 05:12 pm
TV Updates Steve Carell also returns to “television” Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon’s TV show about a morning show is an item of excitement around the virtual LaineyGossip office. Like this might actually get me to subscribe to Apple TV, as Apple’s plan to be, basically, broadcast television for streaming sounds boring as f-ck. BUT. Reese By Sarah • Oct 23, 2018 04:33 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Harry & Meghan Day 8: on the balcony and belly-cupping It took a week. A week from the time of the initial pregnancy announcement to the first belly-cupping. And now Meghan Markle has become a chronic belly-cupper. Prince Harry and Royal Meghan arrived in Fiji today. The crowds were huge. Apparently 15,000 people turned out to greet them. The By Lainey • Oct 23, 2018 04:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 23, 2018 Drake texting with his favourite high school teacher is peak Drake. View this post on Instagram A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Oct 22, 2018 at 11:24pm PDT There is no way this cover could be any more on brand for Justin Timberlake. It’s literally his giant By Maria • Oct 23, 2018 02:54 pm
Weddings Orlando is ready to “settle down” with Katy? Katy Perry was honoured by amfAR last week and Orlando Bloom was there to support her. Then PEOPLE came out with this story yesterday that they might get married. “He is ready to settle down with Katy,” the source says of the pair, who just attended the amfAR Gala together By Lainey • Oct 23, 2018 02:14 pm
