Johnny Depp Johnny Depp: good in thumbnails If you don’t enlarge these photos, enjoy them in thumbnail only, Johnny Depp kinda sorta looks not as vile as you’ve grown accustomed to recently. So… maybe don’t pull them up? Because when you pull them up… Well… you just had to, didn’t you? Even though By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 01:39 pm
Name Nerd Raven-Symoné mocks names she can’t abide The other day on The View, Raven-Symoné said she would be discriminatory towards people with certain names. You know which kinds of names. The kinds of names people laugh about, that become punchlines. Never, ever, say, Phillip. To be clear, the hosts were referencing a study about racism in judging By Duana • Oct 12, 2015 01:13 pm
Weddings Leonardo DiCaprio: family weekend with the bonafide OK! Magazine reported last week that Leonardo DiCaprio proposed to his current bonafide, Kelly Rohrbach, over dinner in New York on September 26. According to the magazine’s sources, it was a spontaneous thing. Like he was enjoying his steak so much that he decided to ask her to marry By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 12:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Pan is wrong in every possible way Some movies are bad, and others are disastrous, but a few movies blow straight past your regular levels of terrible and land the realm of the just plain WRONG. This is where Pan lives. This is a movie made for no one, and it totally faceplanted at the box office By Sarah • Oct 12, 2015 11:36 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Olivia’s petals This red and white petals dress is supposed to be a showstopper. To me it’s more like a gimmick dress. And it’s trying too hard with the matching flower at the hem. So I much prefer the black sheer top from another event over the white child art By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 11:07 am
Anna Faris Chris & Anna’s weekend in Atlanta Chris Pratt’s been in Atlanta working on Passengers with Jennifer Lawrence. While she spent the weekend in New York with Amy Schumer and Aziz Ansari, Chris stayed back to hang out with Anna Faris. Here they are on Sunday after lunch with her dad. According to my inbox, many By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 10:34 am
Diane Sawyer Jennifer keeps Amy’s schedule Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer hung out last weekend in Atlanta with Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt. Click here for a refresher. They also hung out this weekend in New York. As you know, Amy hosted Saturday Night Live. Jen showed up at the afterparty and gave Aziz a piggyback By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 10:11 am
Top Reads Gwyneth betrays herself Gwyneth Paltrow was one of six women honoured at the Variety Power of Women luncheon on Friday alongside Oprah Winfrey, Salma Hayek, Anna Kendrick, and Susan Wojcicki. G was recognised for her work with LA Kitchen, which she talks about during her remarks. Before she spoke, she was introduced by By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 09:27 am
The Affair NIAR: Noah Is Awful Regardless The Affair Season 2 Episode 2 recap This show is already better than the great show it was last year. Including the perspectives of Helen and Cole make the show better because they are less horrible people than their respective ex-partners, and I say that as someone who fully believes By Duana • Oct 12, 2015 08:55 am
Justin Bieber Intro for October 12, 2015 Dear Gossips, Happy Thanksgiving! Since it’s Thanksgiving in Canada, let’s start with an update on Justin Bieber’s penis. You’ll recall, JB’s lawyers confirmed that those were indeed pictures of their client’s penis while firing off a cease and desist to the NY Daily News By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 08:47 am
Book Review Smutty Book Roudup – October 9, 2015 A couple of years ago I blogged about my obsession with writer couples: Zadie Smith and Nick Laird, Vendela Vida and Dave Eggers, Nicole Krauss and Jonathan Safran Foer. Click here for a refresher. Jonathan Safran Foer you know, likely from Everything Is Illuminated. Have you read Krauss’s The By Lainey • Oct 09, 2015 04:10 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: This email arrived entitled ‘Seriously, we’re f*cked’ Hi Duana, For the last 15+ years, I have been a name nerd. I have an unusual name, and I come from a family of unusual names and nicknames. I had been carefully collecting and curatinga list of names for my future child and fiercely protecting them so word wouldn& By Duana • Oct 09, 2015 03:30 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Pride & Prejudice & Zombies looks…okay? I’ve been writing about Pride & Prejudice & Zombies almost as long as I’ve been writing for LaineyGossip. Once upon a time, it was developed as vanity project for Natalie Portman, but she ended up abdicating the role of Elizabeth Bennet—though she did stay on as a By Sarah • Oct 09, 2015 02:47 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday October 9, 2015 Selena’s album is out, and all I’ve been hearing about is Justin Bieber’s penis. Coincidence or conspiracy, millennial edition? The roomie/bae loves me (just for us) 😍 I'm FREAKING OUT. The album is out!!!! Revival!!!! A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onOct 9, 2015 By Maria • Oct 09, 2015 02:25 pm
Maple Leaf Penis proud So… if you’re threatening to sue people for publishing pictures of your penis and violating your privacy (click here for a refresher), should your dad be tweeting about how proud he is of your penis? Jeremy Bieber is Justin Bieber’s father. This is what he tweeted this morning: By Lainey • Oct 09, 2015 02:14 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Fassbender the frontrunner and Brie Larson for Jennifer Lawrence? Two Oscar frontrunners were on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon last night — Michael Fassbender (Steve Jobs – click here for my review from NYFF) and Brie Larson (Room – click here for my review from TIFF). It’s only October, but already, the two are both top contenders in their respective By Joanna • Oct 09, 2015 01:32 pm
