Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 7, 2015 Sarah Jessica Parker being teased by the Editor-in-chief of Glamour magazine and an off-camera Kerry Washington for using a BlackBerry. I got rid of my BlackBerry just last week out of sheer laziness and the need to have more apps. But I will say it now and forever: using email By Maria • Apr 07, 2015 03:40 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews JGL’s Snowden Have you seen Citizenfour? It won the Oscar for Best Documentary. Anyway, while I was watching it last year, I spent half the time trying to decide whether or not I’m attracted to Edward Snowden. Sometimes it was like, f-ck no. And then the camera would catch him at By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 03:15 pm
Weddings Robert Pattinson post-engagement T-Pain claims it was an April Fool’s Day joke. But US Weekly, E! News, and PEOPLE are all insisting that Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs are engaged, no prank, no fraud. PEOPLE, in fact, keeps following up on the engagement, posting another report about how Kristen Stewart isn’t By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 01:35 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Kristen Stewart is proof that civilization is working Kristen Stewart has a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter online and in it, she sounds more grounded and confident than she has since before Twilight came along and made her one of the most famous people in the world. She’s twenty-four now, so she’s grown up some, By Sarah • Apr 07, 2015 12:49 pm
Xenu Tom & Suri’s year apart? Yesterday I posted photos of Tom Cruise with son Connor at the NCAA Women’s Final Four Semifinals. Click here for a refresher. Today TMZ reports exclusively that Tom Cruise hasn’t seen daughter Suri in almost a year. Here’s how they wrote up the story: Tom Cruise said By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 12:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews She’s with the Avengers With just under a month until it opens on May 1, Marvel has released the final trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite a steady stream of trailers, TV spots, and featurettes, they’ve done a really good job recycling footage so that they haven’t given the whole movie By Sarah • Apr 07, 2015 11:33 am
Xenu Xenu speaks through John Travolta Tom Cruise and John Travolta are the two most high profile members of the Church of Scientology. With a major summer blockbuster on the way, and after a decade of ridicule and speculation about the blurring between his love life and his religion, Tom’s not going to be the By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 11:08 am
Photo Assumption Porny’s holiday gropes Jessica Simpson updated Instagram a few hours ago with this shot of her being groped by her baby father Eric Johnson. She’s wearing a headband with bunny ears. So that’s how she spent Easter. And this is what happened on April Fool’s Day: A photo posted by By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 10:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jamie’s lace and platforms Everybody’s all about these Stella McCartneys. This is the second or third time I’ve posted style shots of them because I think they’re flattering on any leg. The problem? It’s a one season shoe, maybe two. Probably I could wear them all summer and into the By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 10:03 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Scott Eastwood makes that face I’ll say it again… I am not a believer in Scott Eastwood. To me he’s like the Iggy Azalea of heartthrobs. It’s been like this from the very beginning, when everyone got hard over him because of some photo shoot. Not interested. And then a few weeks By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 09:49 am
Hook Ups Gwyneth & Brad’s first photos I love playing the long blind riddle game. Just to get a little inside baseball for a minute, those are the ones I get the gloatiest about. Because they come without a set of leading photos. And they’re unexpected… until they gradually reveal themselves. Sometimes it takes a few By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 08:56 am
Intro for April 7, 2015 Dear Gossips, Have you seen the Game Of Thrones-Sesame Street parody yet? “The monster is blue and full of errors.” It’s so smart. It’s always so smart. I think, um, it might be smarter (and funnier) than Funny Or Die. Finally though. Finally we’re almost there. Season By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 08:31 am
Amazingness Annie vs Emily Is it surprising you that Lip Sync Battle is attracting some big name guests? Probably not. It’s only 10 episodes and it’s produced by Jimmy Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant. So, basically, they’re just calling up all their friends. Krasinki and Merchant apparently invented the game. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 05:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday April 6, 2015 Easter is still happening (on Instagram, at least), and Amy Sedaris decorated eggs with Sarah Jessica Parker and James Wilkie. (I cross-referenced these egg photos like a nerd.) @w1lkie A photo posted by Amy Sedaris (@imamysedaris) onApr 4, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Easter twee-ness was on steroids this year. By Maria • Apr 06, 2015 05:02 pm
Hook Ups Leo’s new rookie Is that redundant? “New” and “rookie”? Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio has a new hookup. Surprise! She’s a model! Surprise! As of October 2014 she was 24 years old …which… That’s cutting it close. Because usually Leo’s girls age out at 25. But Kelly Rohrback was By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 04:03 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s amicable Easter There have been all kinds of reports that Mimi and Nick Cannon are getting ugly with each other about money and their divorce. I posted about it last week – some sketchy report from the Daily Mail about him writing a book exposing her crazy. Click here for a refresher. In By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 03:46 pm
