Photo Assumption Porny’s holiday gropes Jessica Simpson updated Instagram a few hours ago with this shot of her being groped by her baby father Eric Johnson. She’s wearing a headband with bunny ears. So that’s how she spent Easter. And this is what happened on April Fool’s Day: A photo posted by By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 10:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jamie’s lace and platforms Everybody’s all about these Stella McCartneys. This is the second or third time I’ve posted style shots of them because I think they’re flattering on any leg. The problem? It’s a one season shoe, maybe two. Probably I could wear them all summer and into the By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 10:03 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Scott Eastwood makes that face I’ll say it again… I am not a believer in Scott Eastwood. To me he’s like the Iggy Azalea of heartthrobs. It’s been like this from the very beginning, when everyone got hard over him because of some photo shoot. Not interested. And then a few weeks By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 09:49 am
Hook Ups Gwyneth & Brad’s first photos I love playing the long blind riddle game. Just to get a little inside baseball for a minute, those are the ones I get the gloatiest about. Because they come without a set of leading photos. And they’re unexpected… until they gradually reveal themselves. Sometimes it takes a few By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 08:56 am
Intro for April 7, 2015 Dear Gossips, Have you seen the Game Of Thrones-Sesame Street parody yet? “The monster is blue and full of errors.” It’s so smart. It’s always so smart. I think, um, it might be smarter (and funnier) than Funny Or Die. Finally though. Finally we’re almost there. By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 08:31 am
Amazingness Annie vs Emily Is it surprising you that Lip Sync Battle is attracting some big name guests? Probably not. It’s only 10 episodes and it’s produced by Jimmy Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant. So, basically, they’re just calling up all their friends. Krasinki and Merchant apparently invented the game. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 05:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday April 6, 2015 Easter is still happening (on Instagram, at least), and Amy Sedaris decorated eggs with Sarah Jessica Parker and James Wilkie. (I cross-referenced these egg photos like a nerd.) @w1lkie A photo posted by Amy Sedaris (@imamysedaris) onApr 4, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Easter twee-ness was on steroids By Maria • Apr 06, 2015 05:02 pm
Hook Ups Leo’s new rookie Is that redundant? “New” and “rookie”? Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio has a new hookup. Surprise! She’s a model! Surprise! As of October 2014 she was 24 years old …which… That’s cutting it close. Because usually Leo’s girls age out at 25. But Kelly Rohrback was By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 04:03 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s amicable Easter There have been all kinds of reports that Mimi and Nick Cannon are getting ugly with each other about money and their divorce. I posted about it last week – some sketchy report from the Daily Mail about him writing a book exposing her crazy. Click here for a refresher. In By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 03:46 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Furious 7’s first weekend $147 million domestically over the weekend… I want to like Furious 7, I really do, because in theory this is the kind of dumb fun action movie I cut my teeth on. But Furious 7, though wildly successful and spurring the franchise to new heights, actually shows exactly what’s By Sarah • Apr 06, 2015 03:34 pm
Media Manipulation The Clooneys $600 selfie Amal and George Clooney will be spending the summer at their home in Lake Como next month and apparently there’s going to be a birthday party and a temporary bylaw has been passed that’s supposed to be to deter paps and gawkers. They’re making it so that By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 02:11 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Angelina’s Easter glasses Angelina Jolie was with Zahara and Shiloh on Good Friday shopping for shades in LA. As you can see, as always, the Jolie is tactile with her children. I’m told though that you get it in when you can. Because at a certain age, they don’t want to By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 12:26 pm
The Royals The Royals 1.4: The Queen burns down a distillery The Royals Season 1, Episode 4 recap Usually I title recaps with a notable line of dialogue from that week’s episode, but The Royals simply doesn’t provide notable dialogue, so for this show, I’m switching to the most absurd thing that happens in the episode. This week, By Sarah • Apr 06, 2015 12:07 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: Half the Choices is Still Many Choices Hi Duana My due date is fast approaching on May 17. My husband and I are expecting a boy and having a hard time agreeing on a name. I initially didn't want to know the sex, but picking names turned out to be so difficult that I needed By Duana • Apr 06, 2015 11:39 am
Bad Style Justin Theroux’s short sleeves Justin Theroux has been in Rome with Ben Stiller working on Zoolander 2. He wrote the screenplay. So if it’s more Tropic Thunder than Rock Of Ages, can we continue to be optimistic? Anyway… Arms, right? All you’re seeing here is arms. This is helped by the fact By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 11:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s Easter shades Love this printed summer dress. I would have gone without the wedges but the star attraction here are her shades! Cute peachy pink shades – I love them! By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 11:12 am
