Hook Ups Worst of 2014: Martin Lawrence Wasn’t it? The Jennifer Lawrence Chris Martin hookup was the Pippa Middleton of celebrity couples. They could have given us so much …everything. Instead, it was a f-cking bore. But, just like Pippa, we should have known. Because HE is a bore. Because his music (now) is bland. And By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 01:06 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: You, Federer, and the Kids Duana, help! I am pregnant with our second set of twins. (I have no idea what the actual odds are of this happening to someone, but here we are.) My fraternal boys are Rhys and Dylan. Similar, but not matchy-matchy - the boys are completely different people; we never dress By Duana • Dec 17, 2014 12:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mrs Timberlake goes pregnant shopping Mrs Timberlake was photographed shopping in New York yesterday. She’s pregnant. Because Joey Fatone confirmed it to IN TOUCH Weekly. Which probably means JT won’t speak to him for 5 years. IN TOUCH is so low rent. As far as Mrs T goes though, given that, you know, By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 11:36 am
Drama Back for the action Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles. Didn’t I just read an article the other day about how she’s all about London now because she can go for a run and watch the BBC and not get papped all the time? She’s been papped a LOT in By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 10:57 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Gong Li’s sheer turtleneck I don’t hate what’s happening here. I think the problem is the dark bra underneath, which can work, but not on an outfit that’s already really visually stimulating. It just draws the eye away from the rest of it. By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 10:36 am
Emma Stone Emma Stone’s colour of the year Pantone announced the Colour of 2015 a few days ago. It’s Marsala, described as “a naturally robust and earthy wine red”. You like it? It’s not my favourite. I like my reds cold. With a blue undertone as opposed to a brown/orangey one. Marsala is also kinda By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 10:19 am
Best and Worst of 2014 Best of 2014: Adele Dazeem It’s that time. Over the next couple of weeks, I’ll be reviewing some of the best and worst gossip stories from 2014. If you have suggestions, send them! Sometimes the best is the worst. For instance, how would you classify Beyonce, Solange, and JayZ in the elevator? The By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 10:07 am
Royals Princess and the Scouts Princess Catherine visited the 23rd Poplar Beaver Scout Colony yesterday in London. She wore jeans and a Scouts hoodie and hung out with the kids. Um. Look at that camp counsellor (we’ll just call him this since I don’t know what his official title is) sitting next to By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 09:52 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Intro for December 17, 2014 Dear Gossips, It’s been reported all week that Amy Pascal will be losing her job at Sony imminently. At press time, this hasn’t happened yet. It’s such a mess over there right now, firing Pascal would be yet another major headline, another bad news story for a By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 09:01 am
Music Miranda’s denim and red wagon Miranda Lambert was named Best Female Vocalist last night at the American Country Countdown Awards last night in Nashville. You know my Taylor Swift 1989 addiction? It was over a month, that’s all I listened to. And then walking through a store one day I heard Miranda Lambert’s By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 02:17 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Unbroken Couples It was only a half Brange at the Unbroken premiere last night but there were other Unbroken couple on the carpet. First… Miyavi, with the most gorgeous bone structure to rival Alexander Wang, his wife Melody, and their daughters Lovelie and Jewelie. These children. And their hair! I have some By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 01:32 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: I catfished a guy Hi Sasha, I've done a bad thing and could really use your advice. About a month ago, I met a guy online and we kind of instantly hit it off. We talked for about a week before he started to ask if he could see more than just By Sasha • Dec 16, 2014 12:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cam’s white collar and boots Looks so good on her, the white collar. And I like that she slipped on some booties instead of a pump or a strappy sandal. Am so over the overkill of strappy-ness right now. JLO keeps doing it, right up to mid-calf, and it’s never been my thing. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 12:03 pm
TV Updates Jon Hamm…misanthrope? Tone is everything. So maybe I’m not reading this right. Maybe the tone I’m getting out of Jon Hamm in this new interview with Radio Times is all wrong. Maybe you can help me hear it differently. Because I’m hearing it like he’s all kinds of By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 11:43 am
Douchebags Aaron Sorkin on the gender “degree of difficulty” The alarm went off this morning. I dropped my eyes. I picked up my phone. There was a text from Duana: “Can we just have a weekly column called f-ck off Aaron Sorkin?!?” Then I opened my browser. And there it was. Aaron Sorkin’s latest f-ck off moment, this By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 11:12 am
Media Manipulation Jen keeps pushing It was supposed to be one of those nights. On the West Coast, Angelina Jolie was supposed to be lighting up Hollywood at the Unbroken premiere, with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass, surrounded by their children – the ultimate celebrity family portrait – while on the East Coast, Jennifer Aniston By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 10:56 am