Baby and Bump Obsession Porny: on cocks and babies Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 11:29 am
Career prospectus Career Prospectus: Halle Berry Click here for the previous two installments of the Career Prospectus series. Halle Berry is the latest feature, in response to a request submitted by Amy: Can we get analysis on Halle Berry's career? She was in fantastic movies pre-Oscar, but I can't think of a By Sarah • Mar 07, 2013 11:16 am
Hook Ups Jakey’s like Leo? US Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Emily DiDonato. Photos of her are posted below. DiDonato is a model. She is featured in the current Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. How is it that Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t get to her first? Apparently Jakey met Emily at a By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 10:48 am
Intro for March 7, 2013 Dear Gossips, We had my in-laws over for dinner last night. During a discussion about people who need and seek too much attention, my father-in-law, out of the blue, brought up Lindsay Lohan. This is a 60-something year old Polish man with negative interest in Hollywood gossip. But he knows By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 10:11 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Selena in peplum and pants It’s not that this isn’t flattering. She has the body for it, so it doesn’t look bad. It just doesn’t look...suitable. This outfit on someone else might feel fresh and young. On Selena, for some reason, it actually seems kinda old. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 10:09 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Glutes for running It’s almost Spring -- my favourite time of year! This is when a lot of us are ramping up our running. Whether you are training for your first 5km or a marathon, this is when your running mileage will begin to increase. Up to this point in your training By Hayley • Mar 07, 2013 09:32 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab RTW F/W 2013 As you know, as I’ve said for a year or so now, I’m not big on Elie Saab. There’s never any variation. And that’s the reason he’s worn so often on red carpets: safe. MiniVan Majority approved. Taylor Swift is big on Elie Saab now. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 05:19 pm
Girl Sh-t Exes in the front row Of Bradley Cooper, that is. While Alec Baldwin and Shia LaBeouf are trying to out-dick each other on Twitter, Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana were keeping it all class in the front row at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. Click here to see the collection. Photo Assumption says By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 05:04 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jessica Chastain, Tarzan’s Jane? It’s the Tarzan movie with Alexander Skarsgard in the title role -- I wrote about this a couple of weeks ago, click here for a refresher. It was taking Warner Bros a while to get going on it but it now seems they’re close to signing a female By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 04:49 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: Club Monaco Carol Parka WHAT: CLUB MONACO CAROL PARKA WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: This will be the perfect little addition to my growing anorak collection. For one, a good short sleeve jacket is an anomaly so obviously for that reason alone I need it, but the real standout has gotta be the great bias By Sasha • Mar 06, 2013 03:57 pm
Girly Throw Downs Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 02:52 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Miu Miu RTW F/W 2013 Really love the idea of the off-the-shoulder trench coat. Practical? Probably not. But practicality is often not a concern for people who can afford a Miu Miu off-the-shoulder trench dress, whatever. Also the colour pops in a fall collection -- I’m not a pink wearer too often but this By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 02:26 pm
Hook Ups Adam Levine’s Obscure New Hookup/Empire Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check By Dean • Mar 06, 2013 01:57 pm
Break Ups Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go? Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 12:52 pm
Girly Throw Downs Amy’s a feminist, Tina’s a joker, and Taylor is… Yesterday, Taylor Swift’s Vanity Fair excerpt was released, in which she said, in regards to a Golden Globes joke by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women” (more on this quote later). Amy Poehler was asked By Maria • Mar 06, 2013 12:30 pm
Twilight Dusk Falls on Twilight Does that even make sense? I don’t know. But I’m running out of times of day. And moon phases. Waning Gibbous on Twilight didn’t sound so good. Anyway, the MTV Movie Award nominations were announced yesterday. Mega Twi-Hard anxiety ensued because Twilight, which has dominated this event By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 11:47 am
