Dumbass Slum Love on National Television You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 02:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Suri sees her dad First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, Tom is not to teach Suri the ways By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 01:39 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews James runs to Jessica Here’s James McAvoy on the New York set of The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby yesterday. He runs, then he’s tired. I haven’t read the script but since it’s kind of sort of a romance let’s pretend for now that he’s rushing home to prevent By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 12:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes from Bountiful Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 11:45 am
Anthony Mackie Anthony Mackie is super Following up the reveal of Captain America 2’s official title, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, THR announced exclusively that Anthony Mackie is in talks to join the franchise as Falcon, Steve Rogers’ modern-day friend and partner, who will help him face off with The Winter Soldier, his presumed-dead 1940s By Sarah • Jul 17, 2012 11:31 am
Dumbass They don’t know your fiancée Harvey Weinstein moved the release date for Lawless because he’s expecting Tom Hardy to be a major star after The Dark Knight Rises even though Hardy, presumably, spends the entire movie behind a mask. Fine. The thing about Tom Hardy is that he gets way more hype within the By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 10:55 am
Intro for July 17, 2012 Dear Gossips, Have you seen the cover of Marie Claire South Africa? I’ve attached it below. That’s Kate Middleton’s head on a model’s body. And apparently the pages are more of the same - Catherine Cambridge “wearing” South African designers as part of a “fan art By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 10:15 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s almost perfect in sheer From certain angles, she’s perfect. The dress, her hair, her shoes, all of it. But in some of these shots, you see how the sheer is puckering and bunching up? Like a pair of pantyhose worn too many times, sagging around the knee? The effect is rather ... cheapening. Is By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 10:05 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Running Faster Hi Hayley. This weekend I completed my 5th Underwear Affair 10k race in Vancouver and for the first time ever I came in under an hour (under 57 minutes to be exact, 13 minutes faster than last year!). I wasn’t actively trying to go faster than last year; somehow By Hayley • Jul 17, 2012 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwen Stefani: flat abs, new song There were a few of you who emailed me earlier this year after I posted these photos of Gwen Stefani predicting that she was pregnant. I wanted to kill myself. Because if that looks pregnant, I’ve basically been double pregnant my entire life. Only not. Girls, what are we By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 04:50 pm
Style The best ass at Comic-Con goes back to Blade Dylan was at Comic-Con. He messaged me a photo of Jessica Biel’s shelf ass when she walked by him on the carpet. It’s extraordinary. Even more extraordinary is that I’m really into what she’s wearing here. That’s a great skirt. And those are great neon By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 04:33 pm
The Walking Dead The Walking Dead may finally be on track Not that it hasn’t been good in the past. It has been very, very good. When The Walking Dead works it works beyond well. It’s like watching a movie on TV—the pilot remains one of the best things I’ve ever seen produced for television. But as By Sarah • Jul 16, 2012 04:10 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale: leather pants forever I wrote last week in a Smutty Tingles post that Kate Beckinsale must sleep in leather pants and she wears them well. Not surprisingly she wore leather pants to promote Total Recall at Comic-Con. Wait, no. There is a part of me that is a little surprised, actually. That she By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 03:25 pm
Quiveration The Dark Knight Rises with Tom Hardy Tom Hardy, my Summer Crush, has been in Namibia working on Mad Max: Fury Road. That’s what the beard is for. This is why he’s been less visible than the other actors in The Dark Knight Rises for promotional appearances leading up to the release. But Tom and By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 03:16 pm
BFFs The Old Bourne approves of the New Bourne Here’s Jeremy Renner in Rome today promoting The Bourne Legacy. Meanwhile over at Comic-Con this weekend, Matt Damon was promoting his upcoming Elysium alongside Jodie Foster and Sharlto Copley. As expected, he was asked about his successor and, as expected, he had kind words telling E! that: "I& By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 03:09 pm
Breaking Bad Live Free or Die Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 1 recap Walt has hair! On his head! He looks so different, dressed in casual, slightly dirty clothes, unkempt beard, no wedding ring and black-framed glasses. He shows the chatty diner waitress a fake ID to get a free , greasy birthday breakfast (and to shut By Maria • Jul 16, 2012 02:47 pm
