Parent Pimps Evaluating Simpson’s baby shower Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 10:37 am
Intro for March 22, 2012 Dear Gossips, I’ve never heard anyone say about someone who’s had a lot of plastic surgery that “OMG the way they’ve jacked up her cheeks and her lips like that is SO f-cking amazing”. Buuuuut... it’s showing up everywhere. The people who are doing it obviously By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 10:00 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: January’s short pants They call it style. Some would call it voluntary looking like a teenage boy who’s outgrown his pants. By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 09:54 am
Famewhores Papping Reese every day She’s already papped enough. But these are the first shots of Reese Witherspoon since Us Weekly broke the news earlier today that she’s expecting with husband Jim Toth. Click here for my full gossip analysis post on her pregnancy from this morning. Be ready now for 7 months By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 05:00 pm
Lifestyle Nicole Richie’s breasts and dress Nicole Richie supposedly had her breast done which...fine. But it’s f-cking up the way her clothes are fitting. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 04:31 pm
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Objective or Nostalgia? Have you seen Madonna’s video for Girl Gone Wild yet? The song is ...OK. It’s a good beat to run to. Steady, steady, steady, steady, beat, beat, beat, beat. A lot less offensive than that Give Me All Your Love. But the video... The video I love it By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 04:04 pm
Book Review Buying Katniss Here’s Jennifer Lawrence all over New York the last couple days on a final hard push for The Hunger Games which, as mentioned yesterday, could open as high as $120 million but probably no lower than $80 million which is, obviously, massive. As a result, shares in Lionsgate are By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 02:35 pm
Style Buying Katniss Here’s Jennifer Lawrence all over New York the last couple days on a final hard push for The Hunger Games which, as mentioned yesterday, could open as high as $120 million but probably no lower than $80 million which is, obviously, massive. As a result, shares in Lionsgate are By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 02:29 pm
Lifestyle Peaches’s print pregnancy This maternity dress is really cute, especially the neckline detail. Is it even a maternity dress? Peaches was fuller in the face two years ago, before she was pregnant, before she started “eating healthier”. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 02:04 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: Purity Foaming Facial Cleansing Gel WHAT: PURITY FOAMING FACIAL CLEANSING GEL WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: I’ve always been of the mind frame that face washes were a big fat waste of money, but people, I’m here to admit that I’m a dumb f-ck because that is so not the case. I’ve By Sasha • Mar 21, 2012 01:38 pm
Hook Ups Minka’s mega downgrade People.com is reporting that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were all over each other the other night at a club in LA. GROSS. MEGA DOWNGRADE. Minka was seen maybe getting back together with Derek Jeter in January. Guess that’s not happening anymore. Which...how do you go from By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 12:51 pm
Blind Riddles Scared Straight Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 12:46 pm
Hook Ups Johnny Depp & an Olsen Twin WHAT? Normally I wouldn’t cover this story. But I know you’ll be pounding me with emails this all day. As I always say though, please, please, PLEASE, before you get excited about gossip, any gossip, please, please, PLEASE consider the source. The source is IN TOUCH WEEKLY. In By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 11:22 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP vs Moss! The Sun is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss had it out the other day in Mexico where they were both invited to celebrate Sir Philip Green’s 60th birthday. Here’s how The Sun claims it all went down: “Kate Moss lives her life like she's By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 11:00 am
Justified Justified 3.10: “We are not your savages” Some deputies are trying to plant drugs in Shelby’s truck but he busts them and runs them off. He says he’s got only a couple years to live and wants to accomplish something before he dies, thus running for sheriff. Total crock of sh*t of course. In By Sarah • Mar 21, 2012 10:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Reese Witherspoon is pregnant Us Weekly has the exclusive - Reese Witherspoon is pregnant. She and husband Jim Toth were married a year ago. This will be her third child. Reese turns 36 years old tomorrow. So where’s the gossip? Well... how did PEOPLE miss out on this story? PEOPLE paid for her By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 10:16 am
