Girly Throw Downs Mila or Blake? I received an email yesterday from Lila. She noted that she’d found something really, really funny when reading about Black Swan. When she explained it to me, I also found it really, really, REALLY funny. Or, as Lourdes Leon would say, vair vair LOL. Black Swan has been nominated By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 05:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:49 am
Cameron Diaz They should swap George probably wouldn’t mind that in the right combination. So Cameron Diaz has been in Mexico the last few days with that dickhead Alex Rodriguez, seemingly as smitten with his children as she is with him. She looks ecstatic. Photo Assumption says it’s because he’s allowing her By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They chose, or Xenu chose? Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Seems like for By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 02:37 am
Girlcrushes Now this is a trailer: Hanna edition I know. It’s one of my common refrains. That there is an art to cutting movie trailers and most of the time, Hollywood doesn’t give a sh-t. Which is why when a really, really great one comes along, it’s something to fist pump about. The film is By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 02:03 am
Amazingness No pants for Christmas Lady Gaga is playing Paris tonight. Before the show, she nipped out to do some shopping in her fishnets and leather jacket. Also, I think that’s supposed to be some kind of collar around her neck. Imagine how cold that must be? The top of my ass is always By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 08:03 am
Dumbass WTF of 2010 Written by Duana So there I am in the nail salon, in the middle of a rather intense conversation with Lainey, when I had to stop, even though I was being a terrible friend and all, to point out that a certain gossip rag indicated that Melissa McCarthy and Jenny By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 07:30 am
Royals Zara’s ring Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 05:40 am
Hook Ups Creatively they are doing it It’s wishful thinking. But Christmas is 4 days away. So ...why not? Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling are promoting Blue Valentine. Endlessly. Cynthia McFadden interviewed the two for ABC and asked about the rumours that they’re dating. (What rumours? I hadn’t heard of any rumours that they’ By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 04:39 am
Clown You’re a f-cking idiot Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 04:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Where are the other two? This is the kind of nosy ass question that comes with being a gossip. And frankly, it’s probably none of my goddamn business. Or yours. But we ask anyway... Because while Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are with Little Sci in New York elevating their Presentation skills – click here By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 03:52 am
Royals Royal Weddings and Princesses Zara Phillips is engaged to Mike Tindall. Tindall is a former rugby player. They’ve been together for years. She of course is the daughter of Princess Anne. She’s the oldest granddaughter of the Queen. She’s an equestrian. She however is not a Princess. Anne decided she did By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 03:14 am
Amazingness Multitasking Presentation! It’s been a long time since we’ve been entertained by The Presentation. Tom Cruise “presents” Katie Holmes. For those of you who’ve not been reading the site several years, we were first introduced to Tom Cruise “presenting” Katie Holmes at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2007 By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 09:52 am
Douchebags Best of 2010:I went to film school, hosting Oscars Before we get into this, let’s just revisit one of the best, best, BEST moments of the year and perhaps the Best Quote of 2010. It’s James Franco I Went To Film School during the Hollywood Reporter Best Actor Roundtable. Remember he also declared that he doesn’t By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 07:59 am
Famewhores Who looks more uncomfortable? Joe Jonas hit up the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden last night fronting like he’s all manly man with the sporty sportos. Am very, very surprised that Ashley Greene isn’t hanging off him auditioning for a spot on the Knicks cheerleading squad. She doesn’t usually pass By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 07:07 am
Best Worst of 2010 Best & Worst of 2010 Written by Sarah (Lainey intro: I asked Sarah for her thoughts on the best and worst in our ongoing Year in Review feature. Obviously I vehemently disagree with Jake Gyllenhaal, even though Prince of Persia totally sucked. As you know, I don’t mind Swifty and Jakey as much as By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 06:56 am
