Blind Riddles How he lost it What’s “it”? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 03:22 am
Dumbass Renaissance Woman of the Year Last night at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year event in London, my obsession Sam Taylor-Wood received the Renaissance Woman of the Year Award, accompanied by my other obsession, her fiancé, Aaron Johnson. As you know, their relationship – she’s 43 and he’s 20 and they’ve By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 03:21 am
Sam Worthington Hollywood’s Most Powerful on a ledge A couple of weeks ago, Entertainment Weekly published their list of Hollywood’s Most Powerful. The rankings were based largely on box office averages. Sam Worthington took the top spot. Avatar, Clash of the Titans, Terminator – you cannot argue with those numbers. If you were a contrarian you’d probably By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 10:31 am
Justin Timberlake Jesse in Rome I've been meaning to post photos of him for a while and then something always came up. Then on Friday night Zombieland was showing on HBO. Again I was reminded how much I like him. I liked him a lot in Adventureland. And very much for his brilliant By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 09:00 am
Friday Night Lights FNL: The Final Season – Part the First Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 1 Spoilers abound below. If you are waiting for the spring broadcast, be warned. It shouldn’t be any surprise to anyone who reads here often to learn that Friday Night Lights is precious. To me, so much so that I went to Austin By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 08:01 am
Break Ups Carey doesn’t look back I loved her with Shia, but I think I might love her even more for how she’s handling their breakup. It’s the opposite of Porny Jessica Simpson. It’s dignified and stoic and sassy with some f-ck you strategically sprinkled in just to make sure we know she By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 07:31 am
Quiveration Who are you eyef-cking now? Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 06:09 am
Jon Stewart Rally images Did you go? I’ve heard from a few of you who were there. SO MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE! I would have wanted to be there. But, um, even if I could have been there, I probably would have last minute pussied out of being there because of the toilet By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:59 am
Dumbass Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:32 am
Douchebags Ebola infection repeat customer Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 03:54 am
Hook Ups He doesn’t just give rides Remember what I wrote in the open about being down with a girl who’s willing to “go ugly” for Halloween? Amanda Seyfried certainly doesn’t look ugly, but this is the antithesis of a skanky costume. Like, Ebola Paris Hilton would never wear this costume. Major bonus points then By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 03:30 am
Cheating Loins Why Jessica Biel should break up with Justin Timberlake When the news broke that Justin (allegedly) stuck his dick in someone other than Jessica, Lainey wrote something that I’m now on board with: So what’s the next move Jessica Biel? If I’m her publicist, I encourage a break-up ASAP….Please. If she can pull this off, By Sasha • Nov 01, 2010 03:08 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Not a bad day at work Reese Witherspoon went to work on Friday on the Vancouver set of This Means War and spent part of the time kissing Tom Hardy over and over and over again. Poor her. In other Hardy news, Christopher Nolan has confirmed the title of his third Batman film: The Dark Knight By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 02:49 am
Intro for Nov 01, 2010 Dear Gossips, I’m with the girl who’s willing to “go ugly” for Halloween. Few of them are. And certainly not, say, someone like Kate Beckinsale. She actually POSED for the paps on the sidewalk while out trick or treating with her kid. Never waste a makeup moment, right? By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 02:39 am
Bruce Springsteen Springsteen in London I remember during TIFF there would be these emails flying around about a possible Bruce Springsteen party. He came to the festival to promote his documentary The Promise: The Making of Darkness On The Edge of Town. Because, obviously, if there’s any party you want to be at... well. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2010 10:02 am
Maple Leaf So much Ryan They were all on set yesterday shooting a scene in which there’s a pawn shoppe robbery or something – Ryan Gosling, Christina Hendricks, and Carey Mulligan in pink. Really not sure why they keep dressing him like an Elvis impersonator but whatever, when that jacket comes off, there’s not By Lainey • Oct 29, 2010 09:51 am
